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syn4k

tastylemonbread

the-frightening-ghoul

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freshtrashcoffee

#lmaooo #veilguard needed more of this dynamic

slimegirlslugwife

she’s right

galaxywarp

that’s her. the Task Manager

twist-andshout-blog

Visit Original Link

evilkakyoin

#tryna balance being a responsible fiscal adult while making your parents proud #being a good partner friend sibling coworker employee #while doing life admin and battling lifelong anxiety #hOW #HOW DO YOU DO IT

gebo4482

RESIDENT EVIL (2026)

Official Teaser Trailer

Dir: Zach Cregger Star: Austin Abrams, Zach Cherry, Kali Reis

#cannot wait

modogoblin

1dietcokeinacan

I’m sorry WHEN did he do this

1dietcokeinacan

Screeeeeching

spelldealer

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

ladyofspoons

they got nothing on english teachers tho

#nurses win man #every ward ive worked on at least half are pregnant #i dont know how they do a job where youre looking after people intensively for 12 hours and often on night shift #only to go home and look after kids after that #like hOW #I can barely function after a stretch of night shifts #not to mention the mental load all the beeping alarms and constant phone calls #theyre supernatural beings for going home and looking after crying kids after that

souf-vs-staff

You should be able to listen to a full album without looking at your phone. You should be able to watch a 3 hour film from beginning to end without checking social media. If you can't do this, you need to start training your attention span as if it were a physical muscle. I don't experience boredom or restlessness because I've trained my brain to not be dependent on quick stimuli and dopamine hits. If you can't chill on a park bench while waiting for a friend with just your imagination to keep you company, you need to learn how to do it ASAP because one day we may not have access to the internet.

aqueerkettleofish

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.