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if she’s your girl then why does she hope i’m cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress in somebody’s attic or basement my whole life never graduating up in size to add another and my nightmares will have nightmares every night

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the-evil-skull

Hey can you come check on your transmasc friend? Yeah he's listening to I'm Still Here from Treasure Planet on loop again. Thanks

kushblazer666

gracieabramss-deactivated202305

sorry, your boyfriend thought he had beef with me. yeah unfortunately i’m a vegetarian. yeah sorry but i’m not fucking scared of him

cityrun

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

cityrun

in my minds eye

domrom

redstonedust

it sucks that masks weren't already common in most of the world bc now ppl associate them so heavily with covid 19 and assume if ur wearing one then you must be super paranoid about that specific disease. like yeah i don't want to catch covid but i don't want most things that float around on public transport. also i like having a warm face. also it makes me look cool. maybe i just want the kakashi appeal. what's so wrong abt that.

moseymoth

Fluffy boi Ralsei doodles

buttpoems

incorrectinfinity

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

xvisualtreasure09x

st-hedge

It’s almost 2 years since I got botw

everysongineverykey

i cannot believe cecil gershwin palmer has the ability to make music play very loudly wherever and whenever he wants by introducing “the weather”. like it isn’t just during the radio breaks he does it irl to distract a mob in a later episode. this is infinitely funny to me if only because it’s one of the most random and completely useless superpowers a man can have in a town full of angels, talking river rocks and other weird and powerful magic. maureen gets the ability to switch between dimensions and he gets to be a human radio

samis-side-of-the-story

That one time Steve Carlsberg offhandedly mentioned how annoying it was to talk to Cecil because everytime he didn’t want to listen to you he would just start talking about the weather and then you had to shout over music comming from nowhere.