Ur friendly neighbourhood Bog Monster :3

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HELLO CREATURES!

I'm Bog! I was also known as Codex-Crovus at one point. Nothing much here, just gonna be fics of my OCS, random bs and talking too my homie :3

I'm in a lot of fandoms, but my main are—

•Shit show Pressure

•Look Outside

•Every TES ever

•And Destiny

I'll mostly talk about my Pressure Au and Collab Au that I have with @spinothedragon69

My pressure au tag will be #DrownInTheDeep (DITD)

Idk what our collab au is called ╥﹏╥ we never really named it.

My Oc tags!

#Crovis Omen/Meat Crow

#Martin Shmartin

#Quinn/Quinny

#Newt creature

#Monti/Primordial pouch

#Johnathan Deadwood/John Pressure

#Leith Greenfield/clanker

#Eddie Sean

#Magpie/Manniquinn

#Willow Randy

#Ratchild/toenibbler

#Gossamer the cowardly

#Normal Norman

#Kiplar/Kippy

Wow thats a lot...

Rn my current fixation is Quinn, Monti and Goss 😭 although I'll probably lean towards Martin again.

Uh, Rp is welcome, I'll probably make rp accounts, maybe. Depends.

Also u can ask abt my OCS :3 Id love that.

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What's Normans favorite bug?

Good question 😭😭 he loves multiple bugs, and has multiple favourites.

But if he had to at least choose 1, it would be the Rubber Ducky Isopods.

Just look at these cuties. Who wouldn't love them?

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Does Norman have friends?

Yes he does in my stand alone au!

Bruno and Johnathan, although Johnathan is a bit of a 50/50. Eddie was Normans friend once, but they had a falling out a long time ago because Norman because more successful in less time then Ed did.

The only friend that really makes him happy is Val, she's lovely towards him. Why? Thats his damn wife. The only person that makes him happy in both collab and standalone.

Our fav boy. Not many friends, but all he needs is his wife.

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When u wanna rp but u think all ur friends have smth against u.

I genuinely think they're all mad at me or have replaced me. Wouldn't be surprised, and wouldn't blame.

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Tonight on Bottom Collab

Silas eats shit.

Sinclair points at a disabled man named Mr. Shade.

And Monti fucking dies.

Si belongs to @spinothedragon69

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Io loves and hates Searchlights.

She finds them very pretty and adorable looking, but the loud sounds and their aggressive nature? Eehh. If not friendly, why friend shaped?

But if possible, she'd have a pet Searchlight and name it Desk Lamp.

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Io (Kiplar) goes against every female expectations.

Hairy legs.

Hairy arms.

Never wears makeup.

Never has 100 meter long fake nails.

Acts like a man, she'll burp and do gross things that most women won't.

Eats like a pig.

Safe to say, old hoes like Mr. Shade, finds Kiplar unpleasant.

I think I'm describing myself here...

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Hear me out.

Martin and Johnathan with their snatched waists.

Ty for coming to my TED talk.

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Io has the worlds most "resting bitch face" like she'd put my homies oc to shame. Io is a very joyful gal, like if u speak too her, she'll non stop yap, smiling the whole time.

But when she's alone, not talking, resting bitch face.

Felix thinks she romanticizes being depressed or lonely, when she doesn't at all. Maybe if u got to know her Mr. Shade, ud see that's just how she looks when she's not talking or alone.

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I tell my friend smth abt Johnathan but get no response, left on read for 5 hours 😔

[spinothedragon69]

are they going to be whimsical and joyous and also alive ever after or are you a cruel and unforgiving god/silly

Wellllllllll...

CotD's story is very under baked so I cant really say. But in me @bog-sludge-smoothie 's colab au we have two endings. The good one where most characters survive and then the bad one... im not gonna get into what Diamos becomes

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How I feel knowing what D becomes in the bad ending. He's cherished by the biggest bird 💅

[spinothedragon69]

My poor old man 😔

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Sssshhhh children of the Ideal Master are cherished.

[spinothedragon69]

i dont think any amount of being cherished by the biggest bird can fix D's chronic lack of wife

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He can have male wife, they'll allow it.

[spinothedragon69]

are they going to be whimsical and joyous and also alive ever after or are you a cruel and unforgiving god/silly

Wellllllllll...

CotD's story is very under baked so I cant really say. But in me @bog-sludge-smoothie 's colab au we have two endings. The good one where most characters survive and then the bad one... im not gonna get into what Diamos becomes

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How I feel knowing what D becomes in the bad ending. He's cherished by the biggest bird 💅

[spinothedragon69]

My poor old man 😔

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Sssshhhh children of the Ideal Master are cherished.

[spinothedragon69]

are they going to be whimsical and joyous and also alive ever after or are you a cruel and unforgiving god/silly

Wellllllllll...

CotD's story is very under baked so I cant really say. But in me @bog-sludge-smoothie 's colab au we have two endings. The good one where most characters survive and then the bad one... im not gonna get into what Diamos becomes

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How I feel knowing what D becomes in the bad ending. He's cherished by the biggest bird 💅

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That ask was supposed to be anonymous please ignore it

I now know who and what type of person u are, asking if Martin would like his waist being held. Tsk tsk.

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Johnathan Deadwood is genuinely the most generic, semi evil scientist. Hence the name John Pressure.

He definitely kicks Harley around.

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What's the most bizarre thing about Martin?

He has a feminine body :|

That and that he's extremely flexible, if ur his sorry roommate, u'll witness a man in a non humanly possible position in bed, asleep.

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To the anon that asked.

Yes.

Yes, Martin has a snatched waist.

Next question.