DAD_AF

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

I took a Viagra and drank an energy drink. Now, my penis won't stop cleaning the house. FML...

[gabieplease]

Mike Brown Was Always Innocent

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

She misspelled “never”

[scotsflower-deactivated20190331]

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

Gorgeous

[baawri]

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

White people get so angry when they’re presented with the truth.

[biculturalist-deactivated201612]

That moment when a single scene in a Bollywood film educates you about the reality of American politics.

[itstiddybois]

does anyone know the name of this film?

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

That’s great, but unfortunately, they are not trying to “mercy, love, and peace” us to death. They are trying to Jihad us to death. So, there’s that.

[weloveshortvideos]

[aurxca]

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

I hope this is from 1989 - no more high-waisted pants !!!

[applepiewithextrafreedom-deacti]

take a moment to revel in the fact that trump threw a hissy fit because a buzzfeed reporter had the gall to take pictures of all the empty seats at one of his rallies. this is the photos trump wanted people to see:

this is the photo a buzzfeed reporter took of the front seats, closest to the podium, as viewed from behind. ok sure there are some empty seats.

but it gets worse. these are the photos from the far back.

and then he keeps saying that his rallies are packed and overflowing

ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

[kristenwiiggle]

[bana05]

Sensational.

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

All his supporters are at work, supporting Hillary & Bernie supporters.

[obamawhitehouse]

Join the movement to make two years of community college as free and universal as high school is today at HeadsUpAmerica.us/Act.

[nerdfaceangst]

If there was ever a post Tumblr needed to go viral it’s this one (only 848 people have joined so far).

[kisskendrick]

This is an amazing opportunity for myself as well as countless others!

[hereiyan-deactivated20200202]

11782 people have signed,they need 50000

[taylorslegs]

reblogging with an update 

[myahsimss]

20187 ✊🏾

[mangosmoothie8]

I need this sign this

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

if everyone that reblogged this signed it there’d be enough signatures or almost enough

[mangosmoothie8]

right

[freevee]

23221

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

Fuck that. I gotta pay for my own kid’s college, I damn sure ain’t paying MORE TAXES for some else’s kids to go to college.

[lolfactory]

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

How do you know he even tried, you Freedom hater?

[zaynsgrammys]

I’m so happy for him

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

“Muslim Privilege”

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

Liar In Chief. http://tinyurl.com/k5ckq9z  And the Dems want to elect an even BIGGER liar. SMDH. Don't fall for it AGAIN, America !!

[bob-belcher]

[oogilyboogilyboo-deactivated201]

Actions like these are so damn vile that it reminds you why there is a hell…

[holyvvaterhymns]

kill all fascists 

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

Leave the fucking signs alone and you won’t get your dumb ass cut.

[aisha-ro-bley]

Hypocrisy at its finest

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

I’m not sure “xo-aishaa“ knows what that word means.

[animal-factbook]

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

He’s trying to figure out which one to eat next.

[liberalsarecool]

‘Go Back To Mexico’ Sentiment Is Most Prevalent In States That Used To Be Mexico

[top-unda-dawg-deactivated201708]

Finally someone bringing this up

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

Land acquired during war is not “stealing” you dumbfux. It’s “spoils” earned by blood.

[undiscoveredstory]

Animals are here with us, not for us.

Jenny Brown (via lotuskiss)

Depends on the animal. Dogs, “with.” Cows/Pigs, “for.”

[netals]

[legalmexican]

modern day mother theresa

[bogartimusmaximus1963]

Whomever wrote that caption don’t know shit about Mother Theresa. Unless it was sarcasm, and in that case, RIGHT ON!!!