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BTS and Topp Dogg trash. swag.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[mikacentral]

[railroadsoftware]

why’d she resign

[laurbyboom]

couldnt handle the truth

[mcavoy]

FILMS I WATCHED IN 2018: Black Panther dir. Ryan Coogler 

[mcavoy]

There’s literally a tweet for everything.

[theslaycademy]

[goawfma]

2 actors in 33 damm years

[aurjeon]

i really needed to hear this, thank you

[robbkershaw]

[depressedburden]

the most disheartening feeling is spiraling again after being okay for a while

[witchhzel]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

[duskeos]

k

-professor

[ischemgeek]

I have a stock format and structure I use.

Dear Person I am Writing To:

This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.

This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.

If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.

This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.

Closing salutation,

Signature.

People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that it’s the same email with the details changed as needed.

[helloitsbees]

reblog to save a life holy shit

[timetogetafirst]

Just had to send one of these emails - why didn’t I see this before hand?!

[the-memedaddy]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

some of you look like angels and it’s really weird to imagine you just sitting there blogging 

[nintenbabe]

skin care just feels good

[memehumor]

Wonder what it is

[the-memedaddy]

[henstomper]

dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

[noxusnocturnal]

What does that have to do with gaming ?

[henstomper]

fake gamer spotted. take the shot.

[thexfiles]

any rich people following me? did i mention i love rich people. looooooooooove rich people………… love em…… especially love when they give me thousands of dollars out of the goodness of their hearts……….. anyone around here rich and want to do that