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I would like to clarify something. The Earth is Round. It isn’t a perfect sphere however. The Earth is of an Elipse-like shape. Otherwise there wouldn’t be equal gravitational force. If the earth was flat, there would be no way to go from California to Sydney, Australia in a short amount of time. It would be day forever. There would be no night time. Also, when you are watching a ship on the beach, that ship eventually disappears into the horizon. That only means the Earth is round. Argument concluded. P.S. why would every single other planet be observed to be round, but Earth (another planet) be flat? Why would Earth be the only flat planet to be observed? Maybe that is because Earth IS round. Close closed.

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Hey guys! I have a question. I am doing an online test for school and one of the questions stumped me. The question was ‘If you stabbed someone 56 times in the chest, 12 times in the head, and shot them in the head twice with a Sgian-dubh and a Colt 1851 Navy Revolver, what would be the best, and most efficient way to dispose of the body, and weapons in a time limit of 10 minutes before I am caught by the cops’. This is a time sensitive question so please answer. Btw this is NOT a real life scenario so DONT call the cops and send them to 184 Gary Oak Drive. This is for a test.

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I found a crazy trick for those who can’t be quiet! First close your mouth. Then super glue it shut. Boom! No more talking. Don’t forget the nose. It works on my hostages. Although they seem to be unconscious for a weird reason. They aren’t breathing either. Maybe they can’t live without being noisy. So pathetic. Does anyone know why they aren’t moving or breathing. 10/10 would recommend!

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When did you realize Arby’s sounds like RB’s which stands for Roast Beef.

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It’s okay to be gay

It’s okay to be lesbian

It’s okay to be straight

It’s okay to be black

It’s okay to be white

It’s okay to be male

It’s okay to be female

It’s okay to be you.

BUT ITS NOT OKAY TO FORTNITE DANCE ON MY BODY IN FORTNITE!!!

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I wish I wasn’t so fat.

I seem to be less athletic than I want to be. My weight prevents me from doing so. I am quite competitive, so I feel bad when I lose a race. This is all because I enjoy eating. I wish I could be more in shape. I would be more healthy.

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Have you ever wanted to get free money?

Have you every wanted to get free money? Well now you can! All you need to do is grab a gun and walk into a bank. It doesn’t work every time, but it is worth it!