Don't Touch My Plush Ass

Hey, this is a askblog based off of Dave from the humanstuck comic Askthestargazers. I'm close friends with the creator and they let me do this before anyone else really asked to make one sooo. If you're new to this blog I suggest going to the "Ask The Star Gazers" link and checking out the comic for further knowledge about where this Dave came from and why i cosplay him with this ask blog. Check out my "About" page for further information. Icon by Askthestargazers Side image by Askthestargazers

[boldlyfriedlady]

what have you been up to Dave?

Oh you know the usual, chilling out in my room, listening to music, crying immensely, same old same old

[boldlyfriedlady]

Guess who’s back, back again

Back and better than ever, the one, the only, Dave Strider. What’s good

[boldlyfriedlady]

ask me shit you hooligans 

[boldlyfriedlady]

Guess who’s back, back again

Back and better than ever, the one, the only, Dave Strider. What’s good

[boldlyfriedlady]

//Guess who’s blog is back and better than ever

[boldlyfriedlady]

//I apologize for my absence on this blog oh my god I’m the worst

[boldlyfriedlady]

I FOLLOWETH YOUETH DAVETH

//Thank you B)

[boldlyfriedlady]

*Pats your head* your speshul

//Thank you B)

[boldlyfriedlady]

how do I know your the real samdave \0-o/ WHAT IF YOUR HIS CLONE?! :O

//im like 99% sure that theres only one SamDave and that’s me??

[boldlyfriedlady]

YOU DAVE BEEN SUMMONED

//i haven't been on this blog in forever what

[boldlyfriedlady]

hai

//hello

[homestuckpositivityproject]

For boldlyfriedlady!

[boldlyfriedlady]

//whoa oh my god thank you so much this really made me smile ahhh

[boldlyfriedlady]

U gonna be on Omegal tonight?

//im on right now omg

[boldlyfriedlady]

Dave is online and maybe going on Omegle

yoyooyoyoy

[aluckyartist-deactivated2019082]

/I will probably spend 90 million more years on this to be honest, but I’m posting it anyway. Actually used boldlyfriedlady's GIF's as reference, and I'm super embarrassed. 

[boldlyfriedlady]

//im screaming holy fucking shit kriss this is great 

//even though the gifs are at two different speeds i don't even care here's the original gif

[boldlyfriedlady]

GUYS

//pitch me ideas on how to make my blog better //idek

[boldlyfriedlady]

Your gifs give me life

[boldlyfriedlady]

Dave do you have a hot hot leg. Could it fry an egg?

oh you know it ;)