Midnight parade

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Issa makes Roman's eyeliner against his own will and y'all know it.

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micka: did you know that only the 6% of the coupons printed are ever redeemed?

astrid, literally so done after hearing micka spit random facts all morning: did you know you'd be a 5% more interesting if you fucking closed your mouth the 100% of the time?!

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noah: we have to wear our best outfits to the school dance

astrid and issa at the same time: I already wear my best outfits, everyday.

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carter: why can't you be my boyfriend?

killian: uh, my dick is literally the size of your thigh

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This: "Heartless" by The Weekend

is literally Aleksei's song.

Don't even argue about it.

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trevor: ugh it's so frustrating

scott: what is?

trevor: how Ivan keeps dropping such obvious hints that he's into Desmond and he is completely oblivious.

scott, wearing a "Please date me Trevor" shirt: oh... yeah

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Remember when Astrid Callum invented lesbianism?

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Micka and Issa would do 5-6am runs in those slutty running shorts.

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In love with the fact that Issa takes his glasses into the shower accidentally.

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Issa Arawn and Charlie Wimbrow are literally the same person but written in different fonts.

PERIOD.

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I just know Noah be listening to "Kill Bill" by SZA when he decided to ignore Aleksei after their argument like:

"I'm so mature,

I'm so mature-"

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issa: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you

roman: ... this is a 10 page letter

issa: *winks casually*

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"I'd love to relax, but it's just not realistic"

- Astrid Callum and Aleksei Griffon, probably.

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astrid: the mission was 100% successful

noah: Micka has been unconscious for 6 hours now...

astrid: as I said, 100% successful

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desmond: guess it's time to throw logic out the window

trevor: agreed

scott: PUT ME DOWN TREVOR!!