overdone and dry

[rivierakid]

Homophobes: Ellie’s straight Naughty Dog:

[unknownmorsel]

You know the joke.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

lightning mcqueen is a twink

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

common misconception! hes actually a car

[bollockstoyourassmar]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[sasukesuchihasss-deactivated202]

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[powerburial]

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

[signedsincerelymegan-blog]

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

[powerburial]

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[zggamarchive]

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

[pettycentral]

[bollockstoyourassmar]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[glassbonespaperskin]

[recklesstreacherous]

Official SNL Video: Taylor Swift - Call It What You Want (Acoustic)

[chronicintrovert]

i just ascended into another dimension

[criwes]

[synqra]

[mushroam]

rip vine

[pokegon]

Best compilation yet

[fatbruja-deactivated20171101]

why have i never seen the yoda one

[queercelebs]

Alia Shawkat photographed by Dan Doperalski for WWD magazine (2016).