[thebootydiaries]

me at 2am: why am I so unloveable I try so hard

me at 3am: succ

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

when people call me ugly and stupid

[dreamameme]

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

Damn tinkle winkle got deep

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Isn’t that Po?

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Does it matter?

[squidbot-deactivated20161114]

does anything matter anymore…

[catchymemes]

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[seppohater-deactivated20230613]

this interaction literally ruined my day

[moxyinverse]

theres not one last name between them

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[bunney]

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

[saddest-cat-hours]

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

[pro-gay]

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

[agreedt]

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

[pro-gay]

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

[pajjorimre]

[michaelnothing]

I LOVE HIM.

[remanedur]

prophunt

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

NO FUCK OFF I’M A LEAF

[klubbhead]

[lamarodomwhowasoncrack-deactiva]

my komputer: *beep*

me: o im fine thank u how are u

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

this has to be nearly ten years old. this shit is a relic

[greyisunavailable]

This is the anthem

[santusdehonos]

The original…

[heyyitsranran]

THE FUCKIN ANTHEM

[sludgebitch]

vague post

eh y’know just kinda

y’know

[whitepeopletwitter]

[meladoodle]

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

[wir-schicken-wen]

Dann muss die Geschichte des Weihnachtsfests wohl neu geschrieben werden. 

(via Stephan Noller)