Shoot guns, not heroin

There's no room for angels in our heaven. SSDD

[grett]

[delsinsfire]

The name is Bond…Snake Bond.

[another-stoopid-fangirl]

So fancy~

Gotta kill ‘em with style

[ysociety]

[whatiadoreonly]

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

@oldhouselove

[silk101]

[iemergedoutofthewater]

This is a website

[gondwana]

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[unclefather]

me in a pet store: i’d like to speak with your manager

cashier: what’s the problem?

me: you have ratatollie over there in a cage with no equipment… nothing to cook… you think these are fair living conditions? he lives to cook

[thezoest]

[shootersview]

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[iraffiruse]

[gracegisela]

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

[commander-cullen-deactivated201]

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

[norvicensiandoran]

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

[sam-writes]

@moonvinyls I love these boys

[memewhore]

[missmilk]

white: hey have you listened to [classic rock band/song]

me: no im latina

[gendertranspositions]

Sorry but that’s like asking me, “Have you listened to Juanes or Fetty Wap?” and me responding, “No I’m a white woman”.

Your ethnicity doesn’t preclude you from potentially being exposed to certain music genres.

[missmilk]

me: jokes

white: *crying uncontrollably* we are all one music genre….. the human genre