competitive bottoming

30s | transmisogyny is cognitively virulent

[vamptits]

at least there's gay people

[vamptits]

and sadomasochism

[vamptits]

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

[ispyspookymansion]

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Also true crime

[ispyspookymansion]

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

[gokusclit]

[gokusclit]

U said it not me

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[lizardsister]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[senshimeshi]

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

[mossdragon]

my gf crafted this with lots of care for yall. pls enjoy:

[secondbeatsongs]

losing my mind over this

[laurelindorenan]

THINK YOU’RE BABY?!

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[homemeansthehills]

[notanupstandingcitizen]

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

[cavegirlpoems]

tumblr users baffled by the concept of engaing with things that aren't YA fiction and fandom.

[tabbycatcarnival]

All my knowledge of Greek mythology comes from FGO

[laloroy]

[blondedboy]

Moonlight by Kryceir

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[yourscorpiodadx2]

Mutuals are so simple. All they really want is

[sioltach]

Finding my peace #mypeace

[scarpology]

[autisticexpression]

[xalatath]

Interested ✅️