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ind. Grim RP blog

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"I like your robe!" diamcndlegacy

                “Oh. T’ank you!” Well that was a surprise! An actually pleasant child? He’d forgotten those existed. “Let me guess, you’re not from around here.”

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Whose better,,,,,,,,you or Hellboy??

              “Uhh, I dunno. I ain’t in charge of your opinion!”

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"Grim we're getting pizza. You get to pick one topping." shining-stxrs (Mandy)

         “Poison.”

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@jckolantrn HAS RETURNED !!

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blackstardiopside‌:

          Oh, so he wasn’t.. chasing her, oopsies.  “S-Sorry about that.. sir..” Black Star gulped and quickly backpedaled a few steps.  She backed hersef away enough until she was hiding in a bush.  A grey hand slowly poking out and doing the ‘shoo’ motion.  “Y-You can go now.. please.”

Sir? Well, he certainly hadn’t heard that in a while. It had his anger skipping a beat, enough to surprise him out of his annoyance. It was then that her fear of him truly registered, and he actually felt---oh great, guilty.

        “Uh, yeah. Alright. I was headin’ dis way anyways...” He spoke, feeling quite awkward now. His stare lingered on the bush a moment longer, before continuing along on his way.

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"What the fuck do you want skeleton man?" petalsxfallen

             “UM. WELL—some respect would be nice!” But of course that was too much too ask. What else was new? He glared down at the…whatever it was, standing before him, scythe glinting in the light. “Den I’d like ta send you to some hellish, nightmarish dimension! But y’know, get da ‘respect’ t’ing down first…” He grumbled.

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ebcnylead‌:

“Oh that really won’t be a problem. Considering almost all my loved ones don’t have immortal souls. I don’t even have one.”

            “Oh! I t’ought you seemed more tolerable den most of da people I’m forced to hang out with!” At the revelation that this stranger wasn’t mortal (or from Earth, in any case) he seemed to relax considerably in her presence. “Nice to meet ya! So, who are ya? An Eldritch god? A science experiment? An alien--? Oh sorry, I mean extraterrestrial?”

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"I don't know a whole lot about humans, but dont the bones usually get converted by the meat? You seem to be missing a whole lot of that. Actually all of that."

                 “Yeah, well. Dat’s probably because I ain’t human. Also I’m dead. You ever see a human dat’s been dead for a couple t’ousand years? Dey all end up lookin’ similar. I could show ya some if ya like!”

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what's your least favorite trait about each of them?

         “How can I possibly choose? But if I had to, I’d say deir voices. I seem to get annoyed every time I hear ‘em!”

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heinoushangar‌:

How neat did it feel to finally understand what all those cheesy romances delivered on the silver screen? Grim’s not the only one to melt in the presence of love - Malaria already feels ten times darker in the best of ways just by the first lilt of his voice. She felt like she was melting! .. Was she? It’s hot today. Oh god.

“I want blood, baby.” She growls playfully, bobbing her brow! “But where are we going to get blood, my love? I don’t think the hospital is going to let a dark couple like us lift a few packs for snack testing..”

“Oh! Dracula has a whole refrigerater full’a da stuff! Don’t ask me where he gets it. I don’t t’ink I wanna know.” What Dracula did in his spare time was his own business. And he’d already spent more than enough time in that guy’s presence to know how weird he could get. Even for living-undead standards. But it was then that something occurred to him that hadn’t before...

“Hmm---but if ya wanted to ask him, I should probably join ya.” He was a vampire, after all. Billy and Mandy were still young, so he had no interest in them thankfully; but there was no way he was letting that decrepit old geezer sink his fanged dentures into Malaria’s very mortal neck. “Or we could just break into his place when he’s sleepin’! Which is like---all day long.”

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Grim who do you like better Billy or Mandy?

“I hate dem both equally.”

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Grim in Love

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Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

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heinoushangar‌:

“You drop that sandwich and it’ll be another week scrubbing clean Billy’s bathroom. I’m sure his mom would love the extended break.” She is a terrible force and a terrible person, and she has every intention of eating that delicious sandwich come Hell Or High Water. “Toasted would be perfectly pleasant, actually. Don’t burn it.”

                  “I’d like ta burn you...” He grumbled to himself under his ‘breath’ again as he continued fussing with the sandwich. Putting the finishing touches on it, he topped it with a little too much hot sauce, and slapped the final slice of bread on top, making sure to smush it down enough to deform it. He then pointed his scythe at it, and with a quick blast of light, a toasted sandwich was left on the plate, which he handed down to her. “Here you go, your highness. Feel free to choke!”

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heinoushangar‌:

“I’ve grown up with my fair share of brats, but she takes the entire cake and candles.” How is it her parents haven’t reprimanded her actions? Simple: they fear their creation.

           “Da cake, candles, presents, joy, hope------it’s all fair game. Da little delinquent.” Don’t tell her I said that.

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heinoushangar replied to your post “what's your favorite food?”

"Oh, you got my hopes up for a moment there, sugarskull.." Malaria, disappointed to find out her beloved's favorite meal isn't blood? Just a bit! " ... but deep fried mars bars *are* delicious." she can, however, Respect That Entirely.

            “Well, to each deir own.” Any annoyance from any bossy mortal brats he’d been dealing with melted away on the spot, and was instantly replaced with a pleasant sense of calm. While Malaria didn’t have supernatural abilities, he could swear she was magic. “If you want blood, I can get ya blood! Who knows, it might go great as a dippin’ sauce!”