if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied
teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian ChristmasâŚ
teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage PatchâŚâŚ.
teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: itâs been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of CapricornâŚâŚâŚâŚ.
teenagers: weâre violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: youâre all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.
teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: donât force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden
teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut
teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: Iâm sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike âŚ
teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and youâre going to get the Rick Astleyâs Crochet
teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I donât normally do this but Iâll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield
