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godamnit pornhub its 2 in the morning and all i want to do is rub one out before going to bed and you hit me with this shit. Happy April fools

himejoshikomaeda

can someone please edit a horse to make it look less horrible

russianride123

you’re such a cunt i hate you so fucking much go die u piece of shit horse ass looking bitch

sorry guys when i hear the word horse i think of this dude who is literally the biggest prick on earth lmao x

himejoshikomaeda

are you okay?

gay-armadillo

im still trying to figure out exactly what this post is about

Doctor: you only have 43 seconds left to live

Me:

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can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

captenki

That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???

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thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too

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W h y a r e y o u d o i n g t h i s t h e n?

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every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

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szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it

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I’m WHEEZING

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I told y'all.

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way to go chris pratt you’ve finally lived up to your name

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Every white guy I swear

foroneandall

“Pratt was moved by this story he saw on Facebook about two police officers helping a driver who couldn’t afford car seats. Pratt had this to say…

‘This story really moved me. At the end of the day we’re all human. And although there are some bad cops no doubt, these Texas cops remind us of the real service we’re provided by our men and women in blue. I felt like they deserve recognition. Alright. Have a good weekend everyone!’”

Read more: http://louderwithcrowder.com/chris-pratt-dont-care-openly-supports-bluelivesmatter/#ixzz3rCAJ7Ke4 Follow us: @scrowder on Twitter | stevencrowderofficial on Facebook

If you’re offended by this you need to take a few deep breaths

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Celebrity says “we’re all human”

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Like seriously he’s just happy about the good deeds that some policemen do, don’t get your panties in a twist

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Chris Pratt: I think some police men are pretty alright.

Tumblr: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCKING WHITE RACIST PIECE OF SHIT ALL OF YOU WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE SAME

There is no better way to explain why you should NOT join Tumblr.

Kids, take this as a cautionary tale.

gay-armadillo

i straight up dont believe shit this site says anymore. they are the peak of confirmation bias and victim complexes. anything that falls out of line with the herd mentality or self fellating philosophies in order to make themselves feel better are deemed evil and shunned. it claims to be a safe space for all yet completely ignores your troubles if you are a straight white male. this site is the height of hypocrisy claims you can’t be racist against whites and then turns around and says shit like white people need to hurry up and fucking die already so they can stop oppressing me. i fucking hate this site.

milleniumfalconpilot

If Poe Dameron had been the one to go with Finn to Canto Bight they wouldn’t not have just abandoned the enslaved/indentured servant children. No way. They would have figured out a way to rescue them and send them somewhere safe, like to live with Poe’s Dad.

Furthermore even if he hadn’t been with Poe there is no way Finn would have been okay with abandoning a bunch of captive little kids, it completely contradicts everything we know about him and his backstory. But sure Finn is gonna care more about the horse dogs (who I have nothing against) than the human children.

Why does Rose care more about the animals than the children? Why can’t she be a well written protagonist instead of some character who goes around tazering Finn and worrying more about animals than children. I realize they couldn’t have taken the children with them to the resistance but the idea that they would just abandon them completely diminishes the moral center of these characters.

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even though the children were captive and enslaved they were safe, remember they were running from the law and had little time to come up with a plan. they had to go straight from canto bight to the middle of the first order fleet. what part of that seemed like a good time to bring children along. they had no time they made a decision to try to save their friends and the resistance instead of potentially putting children in harms way

When the last jedi comes out and you want to have a discussion about the implications the movie made for the star wars universe, but the only thing anyone on this fucking site can talk about is fucking ships

#star wars #god i hate this site

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Finn: Chooses to runaway from the First Order in shame and disgust in what they brought him up to be

Finn: Spares the life of the villagers he’s supposed to be slaughtering because he’s not fucking braindead evil

Finn: Sees Rey (a complete stranger at that point) being attacked; instantaneously runs to her defence because he sees danger

Finn: Takes Rey’s hand when he hears TIE Fighters and realises he’s marked her

Finn: Assures Rey if she’s okay after caught up in the blast

Finn: Takes care of Chewie after he was shot

Finn: Literally fucking requests Rey if she wants to go with him to the outer rim because he KNOWS how fucking dangerous the First Order are, and wants her to be safe from that shit

Finn: Warmly accepts her decline and says “take care of yourself. Please.”

Finn: Cancels the fuck out of his plans when star destroyer is used and fights

Finn: Fucking screams R E Y at the top of his lungs when she’s kidnapped by Ren

Finn: Goes back to his trauma, what he wanted to run away from to get his friend back

Finn: Fights Ren and literally ends up in a coma to defend himself as well as Rey

Finn: Wakes up in a coma and his first inquiry is Rey’s whereabouts

Finn: Literally wants to runaway with the beacon to ensure that when Rey returns, she doesn’t return to danger

LucasFilm: Finn needed to go to Canto Bight so he could learn to stop being a selfish assh0le!!1!1!

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I think Katobyte was more about rey truly joining the resistance, before that he was in it to save himself and to save rey. not once did he say he gave a shit about the resistance outside of doing it to further his own motives, as noble and selfless as his motives were, he was doing it for himself with no bigger picture involved. he then joined the resistance as a full member and was wiling to die for the cause he saw as right.