Cucumber

the cucumber, the whole cucumber, and nothing but the cucumber Wishlist!! Personal blog: ivoryella

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Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

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(【ハリネズミカレンダー】July 24｜7月24日 (日) 今日は『河童忌』から)

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Cucumber Fact of the Day

he still ain't shit

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Peep this young cuke aesthetic.

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I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR WISHLIST. *grabs holy water eye drops* I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT *puts holy water drops on eyes* YOU KINKY CU 'CUM' BER;)

No offense but you sound like someone from the fandom side of tumblr that I'd beat the shit out of

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It's healthier this way

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Someone submitted a picture of a girl masturbating with a cucumber so PLEASE DONT DO THAT

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Keep a cucumber in your purse at all times. Don't ask why

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You are gorgeous and we should totally hang out sometime

sure anon I'll be over in an hour

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Whoever you are pls unfollow me immediately thanks

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Cucumber water won't gonna detox your sins away babygirl

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Nudes or?

What

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Cucumbers are the best murder weapon bc the cops will never suspect bludgeoning with a cucumber. Also, you can eat the evidence