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Here's a picture of Arnold and Sly in the operating room. Sly was generously donating 2 spare inches of penis to Arnold because he felt bad for him. He still has plenty where that came from. Get well soon, guys!

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When you're so goddamn masculine and handsome, you can basically wear fur and a lady's vest and strut like you're a gay version of Bowie and people are still all, "Oh hey Sly, how'd you get so hetero?" He could wear a bikini and a tiara. He could suck a cock and people would be like, "Yeah he's like, that secure in his masculinity." They'd be like, "Wow, that was the most manly I've ever seen a cock sucked."

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Here's the Expendables 2 teaser trailer. We will transcribe it for you:

BRUCE WILLIS: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH I AM TALKING LIKE ANYONE GIVES A SHIT SKULL GETTING STABBED IN THE EYE SOCKET NAMES GUNSHOTS NAMES STATHAM IN A TANK GUNSHOTS WITH MORE NAMES AND MORE GUNSHOTS COMING SUMMER 2012 ON EVERYONE'S BIRTHDAY FUCK YEAH VIOLENCE BONER

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This is from a movie where Stallone played your Uncle Carmine.

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This was back in the 90's when all the A-list celebs just like, hung out together all the time and shit. This was also a time when Stallone was going for the "macho-intellectual" look. He'd tuck his Steve Jobs turtlenecks into his beltless dad jeans and wear his round glasses and fancy watches and just walk around going, "Hey, remember Rocky? Well, guess what? I WROTE THAT SHIT." But then he'd let you know that he had a funny side too by flashing the duckface. Right after they flexed their biceps, Michael Jackson taught Stallone how to moonwalk. He did it so well and with such authority that Jackson never moonwalked again.

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Van Damme training for Expendables II (by TheActionFans)

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Not sure why Stallone is making Van Damme train in Italian leather boots, but if Sly said it, it's gotta be a good workout tip.

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Join the club, Vanity Fair's Kevin Sessums. No seriously, we meet on Thursdays.

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Just look at the jealous rage in Travolta's eyes. He's thinking, "Mother. Fucker! I seriously just spent three hours trying to get my hair to look like that and it still looks like a goddamn rat's nest compared to Sly's luscious mane."

And Stallone is all, "What? LOL I just got out of the shower at the gym. I barely had time to get ready for this fancy tuxedo party. Do I look ok? JK JK Of course I look fucking awesome. I'm 80's Stallone! Now where's the bar at? I want a Jack & Protein."

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If you can look at this photo for more than 2 seconds and not immediately have the urge to throw a surprise party for your no-no parts, you're not human and you should see a doctor.

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Stallone is always getting his fists stuck on people's chins. Many have been theorizing as to whether or not Stallone's fists are covered in, or possibly made of, some sort of superglue. Our theory is that they are actually super soft and smooth and when they touch Statham's badass rough stubble, it creates a Velcro-like effect.

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"THAT'S SEX."

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Of Stallone's long and illustrious career, this is hands down the funniest thing he's ever done. Also one of the best SNL skits ever. Can't believe they greenlit the It's Pat movie over this. GIVE THIS CHARACTER A FULL LENGTH FILM.

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I know people are saying ‘That’s crazy.’ Well so is the concept of birth, but it happens on a daily basis.

Sylvester Stallone

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Rocky the Musical to debut in Germany

Two Ukranian boxing brothers have teamed up with Sylvester Stallone to stage a musical version of Rocky in Hamburg, Germany.

Stallone said he had long thought that a musical transfer for the 1976 Oscar-winning drama was a good idea, in particular if its romantic side was amped up. "At the end of the day, Rocky is a love story and he could never have reached the final bell without Adrian. To see this story coming to life on a musical stage makes me proud. And it would make Rocky proud."

Numbers which will move from the film to the stage version include Eye of the Tiger and Gonna Fly Now, although it's not clear whether they will be translated into German, the language in which the musical has been written. Gonna Fly Now, the main theme tune, was written by Bill Conti, who composed the bulk of the soundtrack, and made the No 1 spot on the US Billboard list for one week in 1977.

Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko will co-produce the musical along with Stallone and train the lead actor, who has not yet been cast. Stallone, whose career was launched by Rocky, and who has previously sung in films such as Rhinestone, is unlikely to be cast himself.

The brothers, whose own story has been committed to film, told how they had been fans of the film as children.

"Seeing Sylvester Stallone in Rocky when we were kids actually was the reason for us to start boxing in the first place, he said. "We are very excited to support this theatrical project."

The musical will open in November 2012.

We have our passports ready. Nothing can go wrong here.

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The cuff on that sleeve. The cuff. On that. Sleeve.

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