prodigal crone

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[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[boneswizard]

In any case, I'm finally working on a project I've had in my head for about 5 years now, and I have selected a friend to hold me accountable to completing it, so maybe someday soon my podcast will take form

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[kosmogrl]

I don’t want to do anything

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[brotherhumphrey]

how to stay safe in the heat (monk edition)

embrace the cool, glistening darkness of the crypt and stay hydrated through licking the moisture off its walls

tiny sunhat to cover just the tonsure

[ewaneneollav]

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

[evilkitten3]

heyyy so i noticed the special secret sickness is starting to eat through you. what am i supposed to do

[girlkaramazov]

the illicit pleasure of scrolling past a “WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS???” post…. i will continue not to talk about it 🫡🫡🫡

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[tatzelwurming]

i took a drug test and tested positive for hummus #fuck

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[lmaonade]

society collapsed the moment we let any single beverage cost more than $5

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg