Donate Your Bones

Happily Accepting Bone Donations Since [REDACTED] | This is a rp blog (-: | Slight Unreality TW, and CW for talk of blood, guts and bones, be careful

[torchwoodpropaganda]

What the fuck?

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Your torchwood 4 friend was quite rude about his bones being donated )-: Are your lot always this stingy ?-:

[torchwoodpropaganda]

Hi Sonny (-: How are you? ?-: Are your bones healthy ?-: Remember to drink lots of milk (-:

Uh… okay?

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Would you, perhaps, be open to a small donation of your left femur ?-:

[torchwoodpropaganda]

No thank you. I’m no expert but I have a feeling that’s kind of important.

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Oh )-: Well, I can offer to give you a replacement for it (-: Only made out of the finest limestone (-:

[torchwoodpropaganda]

No thank you. I think I’ll pass.

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Okay )-: But if you do want to donate in the future or know anyone who might like to, just find me and I'll sort everything out (-:

[torchwoodpropaganda]

Hi Sonny (-: How are you? ?-: Are your bones healthy ?-: Remember to drink lots of milk (-:

Uh… okay?

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Would you, perhaps, be open to a small donation of your left femur ?-:

[torchwoodpropaganda]

No thank you. I’m no expert but I have a feeling that’s kind of important.

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Oh )-: Well, I can offer to give you a replacement for it (-: Only made out of the finest limestone (-:

[torchwoodpropaganda]

Hi Sonny (-: How are you? ?-: Are your bones healthy ?-: Remember to drink lots of milk (-:

Uh… okay?

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Would you, perhaps, be open to a small donation of your left femur ?-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

I've some of the artists around my junkyard talking about an art fight ?-: Who is fighting art ?-: They talk about it with such enjoyment, so one must assume it is fun !-: to fight art ?-: (-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Where do you get the bones from? Do you grave rob? Because that’s unethical. Or do you ask people? Because that’s not and I’ll give you my bones when I die

I do not grave rob! )-: I'm quite frankly insulted you would even think that )-: No, I ask people for their bones (-: And I'd be quite happy to take care of yours too! (-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

This heat has made my bone collecting much easier (-: They dry much quicker and the sun-staining looks quite beautiful (-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Oho! Clementine is still at the junkyard :-D Well I am quit pleased she stayed! (-: I shall have to find more bread for her (-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

She does not like bread anymore )-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Oho! Clementine is still at the junkyard :-D Well I am quit pleased she stayed! (-: I shall have to find more bread for her (-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Oho, these prisons here certainly are harsh :-( Not to worry though as I am back out :-)

[silurianpropaganda]

Oh no, plot.

[bonethiefpropaganda]

No plot lizard! (-: It was nothing interesting and I am back now anyway (-:

[silurianpropaganda]

I’m a Silurian, lizards are a group of reptiles not a species.

Any real reason you were in prison or was it just a nice holiday?

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Someone decided that the distribution of human remains was illegal )-: But it was a nice holiday too! (-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Oho, these prisons here certainly are harsh :-( Not to worry though as I am back out :-)

[silurianpropaganda]

Oh no, plot.

[bonethiefpropaganda]

No plot lizard! (-: It was nothing interesting and I am back now anyway (-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

You found my advert! (-: Yes do call that number if you ever feel so generous as to donate (-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

This is what happens when you steal bones

I would like to comment that in all my years this is only the first time it has happened (-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Oho, these prisons here certainly are harsh :-( Not to worry though as I am back out :-)

[bonethiefpropaganda]

I did so love the second moon (-: I suppose it wasn't so good for the flowers though )-: I need to check on them )-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

As an update, I think the flowers are all fine (-: Though I do suppose we should wait a few months before coming to any set conclusion ?-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

I did so love the second moon (-: I suppose it wasn't so good for the flowers though )-: I need to check on them )-:

[bonethiefpropaganda]

I think I've been banned from London )-:

[random-human-of-now-ish]

What did you do?

[bonethiefpropaganda]

I asked if I was allowed the queens bones )-: Apparently, I didn't leave the area as quick as they liked, and I got banned )-: From the whole county as well! D-: It's totally unfair )-: Luckily I still have Derbyshire though (-:

[random-human-of-now-ish]

Derbyshire? But that’s in England? Are you in an alternate universe or something?

[bonethiefpropaganda]

I don't believe so ?-: London is in England too, at least it was last time I checked, but I don't watch the news (-: I do like Derbyshire, it's one of my favorite counties (-:

[random-human-of-now-ish]

Yes sorry, I read it wrong and thought you said country. Sorry, I’m dyslexic.

Have you considered looking at Yorkshire? It’s got some lovely… hills.

[bonethiefpropaganda]

Oh Yorkshire is quite lovely, it's all Yorkshire-y (-: I still much prefer Derbyshire though C-:

And actually, I believe some good time back, they did try to ban me from England, had to flee to France for a while until they got over it (-: