@johnnygat is bad at sharing.
"Fuck you. You can have the shitty salad part though." Proceeds to dismantle said sandwich, putting the mayo-wet lettuce and other vegetable toppings directly into her hand.
“What’re you, PR?” She says like she’s not already eating it. But shit this don’t hit like the good part of the sandwich and now she’s trying to lean over him. “Gimme a bite of the real sandwich!”














