The Bisexual Carnival

I'm Jamie, I love space royalty. she/her

[houseofabrasax]

I give Edward Cullen a lot of shit for not having an explanation prepared for his color-changing eyes and subsequently giving the worst excuse of all time. for someone as fastidious as him it’s embarrassing. that being said, I am confident 99% of people have never called it out not because they’ve never noticed or haven’t been close to him that much or are too polite, but because if I saw someone from school and their eye color was different than I thought it was I would just assume I had forgotten. And I would happily do this every two weeks back and forth for eternity.

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[partyybeetle]

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

[dragongirltongue]

happy 2 year ps5 brain monday

[whatthe4355]

happy 3 year ps5 brain monday

[charlataninred]

Happy 4 year ps5 brain monday

[64mpg]

i need stufffff broooo i want thingssss

[thebeastofblackmoor]

[maythe4th]

poloralphlauren: Style Points With Simone Ashley.

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

[loserbutchblog]

sometimes i wonder if im actually butch or if im a poser then i remember that sincerely the most turned on ive ever been in my entire life was the day a femme (who i always held the door for of course) was walking a few feet ahead of me, reached the doorway, then STOPPED and waited for me to open it for her like she wouldn’t be caught dead touching a door handle when i was around. like she had forgotten how to open it herself. like it would burn her if she touched it. i still think about her all the time.

i genuinely think being spoiled is the hottest thing a femme can be. this girl was seriously smart as a whip and a thousand times more competent than i could ever hope to be. she can open a damn door, but the fact that she not only LETS me make her life a little easier, but INSISTS on it? im lightheaded

[evermore-fashion]

Joli Poli Couture Collection

[galasgamingcorner]

We are brilliant!

[homunculus-argument]

Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[doveywovy]

its so sad when a fanfic trope initially centered around noncon/dubcon gets popular enough that it turns into a watered down extremely consensual healthy-relationship version of it

as retribution i think i'm going to start taking vanilla tropes and making them noncon. the barista is putting roofies in the coffee. there's only one bed and the other guy is getting chained to the radiator. there's no social or legal protections for assault within soulmate matches

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[yume-fanfare]

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

[paperjoshi]

what the fuck is a time knife

[bramblepatch]

[strawberrylovely]

[subtlybrilliant]

Can we pls talk abt how “Golden” and “This is What it Sounds Like” are contrasted in terms of vocals and how it underscores some of the themes?

So, “Golden” is supposed to be the song to seal the Honmoon. It is objectively a very VERY difficult song to sing and sing well- the chorus has an A5 that is BELTED (for reference, that is just a half step below the high note at the end of “Think of Me” from Phantom, and THAT one is sung in head voice). Like, the first time (and also every subsequent time lol) I heard it, I was like that is INSANE.

It takes an INCREDIBLE feat of vocal control and prowess to belt those notes that high (and that quickly), and do so REPEATEDLY. I cannot overemphasize how difficult it is to sing it how it is sung. “Golden” is very difficult, very showy, very much what is expected of the group to produce (and they do! And do it well!).

But the song that ACTUALLY seals the Honmoon is “What it Sounds Like”, which is a lot lower and in a more comfortable range to sing. That scene is them with all of their trappings essentially gone, just the core of themselves and their friendship, and that is reflected in the ease and flow of that song. It starts off acapella, with a focus on harmonies, before building to encompass the crowd (and the crowd does vocalize part of “Golden” at some points, intertwining it with “What it Sounds Like” and bringing it all full circle).

They didn’t need to hide who they were behind ornate, elaborate songs that require almost superhuman control and technique to sing. They just needed each other- the affirmation of their love and their acceptance of themselves and each other, in all their facets.

Tl;dr: Something something “Faults and fears must never be seen” (reflected in the near superhuman technique and control needed for “Golden”) vs “when darkness finally meets the light” (having their perceived faults and fears seen and loved and accepted (reflected in the relative ease and flow of “What it Sounds Like”)).

[cheacegirl]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[100493503004422]

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now