he'll yeah

he'll yeah

[dutchstore]

Fantasy phone sex by Internet Shaquille

[flyngdream]

[megustamemes]

[rod-ruins-everything-deactivate]

[edwardspoonhands]

14 kilometers per second. If someone drove past your house at that speed their car would compress the atmosphere so much that it would ignite, incinerating the car and causing a massive explosion outside your house.

[square-enix]

humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures

[peace-love-maplesyrup]

I want to hug this post

[drinkpisspissblood]

im not even in the one direction fandom but i follow all the scandals like a suburban wine mom asking her teenage daughter about the high school drama

[drinkpisspissblood]

every time this post starts to get notes i have to check the one direction tag because it means theres new drama

[mysharona1987]

[thecurlyginger]

Hold on, best story ever:

My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is for the appointment. 

The woman says, “His name is Harry.”

His wife wasn’t sure if she heard correctly. “Harry?”

“Yeah, Harry. As in ‘You’re a lizard, Harry.’”

[sitoutside]

by Colin Gallagher

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

“I meant to do that.” [video]

[lame-astrology]

the signs as cat body parts

Aries: fluffy tail Taurus: super tickly whiskers Gemini: pretty eyes Cancer: back lil’ paws Leo: smol tongue Virgo: cute ears Libra: the tum tum Scorpio: smol nose Sagittarius: v soft scruff Capricorn: front lil’ paws Aquarius: super dangerous lil teeth Pisces: v pettable chest

[genderfuckt]

The only astrology post i care about. Like no matter what u get how can u be mad

[ghiraham-sandwich]

You: *talks shit about princess Peach*

Me:

[bonnir]

chemicalkid77:

ohdeanfell:

shark titties

shitties

[memewhore]

[uswrreeee0101919191919190101010]

Slay

[desidarling123]

YESSSSSSS^^^

[silly-luv]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Get it together, Emma. (comic by Mr. Lovenstein)

[fuckyeahjapanandkorea]