I'm the dog that ate your birthday cake

[18+] chaotic good opossum playin dead. tetra, he/him, 30ish, transsexual leftist

[genderfuckt]

Thinking of him (Snufkin)

[thephotoregistry]

New York, 1942

Helen Levitt

[soymoss]

Japanese Giant salamander painting sold to benefit the Shiga Giant Salamander Preservation Society hosted by the Cincinnati Zoo!

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[leatherfag]

btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.

[leatherfag]

[Image Description: tags by user biblicalhorror that read #also goes for physical disability btw. End ID.] ALSO GOES FOR DISABILITY, DISABILITY JUSTICE AND FAT LIBERATION INTERTWINED 4 FUCKING EVER I LOVE U FAT PEOPLE I LOVE U DISABLED PEOPLE I LOVE U FAT DISABLED PEOPLE YOUR BODY IS NOT A BURDEN ON THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU !!!!

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[estro-boi]

gonna get out of bed and invent a new revolutionary movement called lunchpunk

[estro-boi]

we aare the ones to who dared to make the sandwich

[despazito]

Headscarves just being gone from American and almost all western women's fashion scenes is so sad, they were fashionable for a majority of the 20th century

They are not just for babushkas or religious attire, normalize headscarves again!! And maybe if all women wore scarves more often it could destigmatize head coverings for those who choose to wear them daily

[wiionme]

[segamascott]

to make it more lynchian can't you read

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[2001hz]

[robfordthemusical-deactivated20]

Remember the time it was so hot in halifax that the lampposts melted because I completely forgot to post about it when I was actually in halifax so here it is 2 weeks late

[gentlemanbones]

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

this is an art installation

the melting point of steel is over 2,600 degrees fahrenheit

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

it was a rough summer in halifax

[catcrumb]

[kilncreatures]

forest dogy

[wildforphotography]

big fan of this dude i saw at the zoo today

[marshlings]

the challah was a challenge but i finished it!! 🥐🍞 pattern by yula

[toonful]

Scrrge 💥