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How to Make a Fake Text Post

There are a few ways of doing this…

Method 1: Random Tangent

In this, you simply ramble about whatever comes to mind. Puppies? Yes! Talk about your favorite breed. Rant away!

You can format the post however you like, making its appearance pass for a legitimate post. Little do skimmers know that it’s watered-down content.

It’s also better than Lorem Ipsum. You’re able to entertain readers, allowing them to truly imagine their own posts in place of yours. Plus, it adds a personal touch.

Method 2: FAQ

It’s exactly what you’re thinking. Have any tips or tricks when it comes to your theme? Why not share them! You can also use this method for chat posts.

So what are some example questions you could use to fill the space? Here are a few:

Is this theme free?

Are there other awesome features within {Theme Name}?

Who is {Theme Name} best suited for?

Why should people use {Theme Name}?

Method 3: Sell your theme

Charm the pants off your reader. Just be silly with it as you compliment the unseen person.

Example: May I say, you are looking especially lovely today. Yes, I’m talking to you–person reading this. You are gorgeous. Never forget that!

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Yet Another Post

It’s like a weird sequel…

So, you want more text posts? You’ve got them! Here are some words. Words, words–so many, many words. While it may seem as though I’m simply trying to fill space with lengthy verbiage… Well… Actually, that’s exactly what I’m doing.

SHH! Don’t tell anyone.

Alright, you know my secret. Empty words, perhaps–but at least, we can be honest with each other.

Keep reading

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And this is what a reblog looks like!

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And this is what a reblog of a reblog looks like!

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I have no idea what to write.

Me (Whilst trying to think of something to quote.)

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If you’ve never heard of this gift to mankind, then here you go! It’s also on Netflix.

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Example Post: About Cats

● Cats are awesome. Admit it, anyone who ‘hates’ cats is clearly suffering from a serious case of denial. After all, once you get to know a Felis catus, they’re irresistible!

● Some cats like water. Did you know that cats don’t naturally hate water. Most felines freak out, not because it’s water, but because they’re unaccustomed to the sensation. Cats have multiple layers of fur, giving them an essentially waterproof coat.

Note: My cat, Dexter, was a stray who’s undoubtedly found himself drenched in rain. Unlike my other cat, Zeno, he purred during his one and only bath. (He had flees.)

● Cats are the introverts of the Animal Kingdom. Any hardcore introverts out there? Ever been accused of not caring about someone? While dogs–nature’s extrovert–prefer to be in a pack, cats–a solitary creature–need some alone time throughout the day. Still, that doesn’t mean a cat is incapable of love. Just search “Cat Protects…” on YouTube if you’re in doubt.

● Catnip. Need I say more? Is there a dog equivalent? I don’t think so! More so, each cat has their own reaction to this strange plant. Some go crazy, others roll around. Some–like my cat, Zeno–eat it, then fall off their perch.

● The purr. Used by mothers to comfort nervous kittens, cats purr throughout their entire lives. If you’re upset, some cats will purr to you. The amount of purring depends on the cat. Dexter, for example, will purr just because you looked at him. Zeno, however, makes it a challenge. (He also has different levels of purring: deep rumbles to high squeaky trills.)

● Cats are self-sustaining. Someone once told me that if you leave a cat in the country, it’ll hunt. If you do it with a dog, however, it’d starve. While I hope this isn’t true, there’s something to be said for cats. Growing up, I had a cat named Buster (whom we called ‘Gaboo’.) Even though declawed, he still managed to climb trees, hunt squirrels, and kick the fluff out of any stray cats unfortunate enough to underestimate his awesomeness. Simply put, cats are survivors.

BONUS:

Things my cats have taught me…

Perseverance. Cats have a hard time with the concept of ‘No’. Simply put, if they want something, they’re going to find a way to get it. A closed door? Ha! Clearly, you’ve never heard of cats that can open doors.

The importance of body language. You’ve probably heard that the only reason cats meow is because humans don’t understand cat-talk. Did you also know that cats have a complex system of non-verbal language? My favorite is the slow blink. Imagine saying, “I love you.” Blink on ‘love’. If you do this with your cat, they’ll often blink back–showing their trust and love.

Comfy is key. Have I bribed my cats into favoring my room above others? Of course–cats also teach you to play dirty at times. A heated blanket is key. Not only will your cat love it, but you will too!

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Text Post with an Image

● Not all posts with images are a photo post. Sometimes, you want to add a visual to written content. Simply put, there are many exceptions to the rules. Don’t feel like being defined by a category? Embrace that! Rather than coloring between or outside the lines, you’re allowed to slip between the cracks–finding another path as of yet undiscovered.

● Who wouldn’t want plenty of visualization? Variety is the spice of life. Without seeing all the variables, we’re left with a colorless impression. Instead, allow this post to act as yet another example.

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Oh my goodness, what is this sorcery? I'm pressing buttons on this flat metal slab and words are appearing on the screen!!! Is the computer reading my MIND??

Nope, it’s actually you sending yourself a phony message so you can make an example Q/A post. Thankfully, you do know how to use a computer. Still, I can completely imagine someone from a time before typewriters being wondrously baffled by the magic of my MacBook Pro.

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Behold, the mighty reblog!

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Gasp! It’s so mighty!

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Gasp! A Chat Post!?

Me: Oh my goodness, what should I say?

Inner Me: Anything you want. This is, after all, just filler.

Me: But I feel like this post should have depth. May I should bring up some current events from the news... Or better yet, politics! (After all, what could go wrong?)

Inner Me: I know you're being ironic, but anyone reading this may think you're serious. Save yourself: don't go political.

Me: So a motivational quote then...?

Inner Me: ... *Leaves Room*

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Another Example Post

This time, with words…

Let’s face it: example posts are important. Why? There’s many reasons, but here’s a few…

Example Posts Having Meaning.

● They allow you to see what your blog will look like. Don’t you want to visualize your own posts? How are you going to do that without a preview? Example posts are the figurative tires of a theme inspection. Kick when ready.

● They help theme builders. While the ‘sample posts’ provided by Tumblr are helpful, nothing beats some fleshy faux content. Just look at all this writing!

● They just…look good. Alright, so I may be running out of things to talk about. Is that going to stop me? No! And if you think I’d forgotten about list-making, you’re wrong…

Behold: a list item! Enjoy it’s gloriously indented nature. This list refuses to follow the same margin as the mainstream paragraphs.

And what’s this? Another one? Goodness, I’m on a role. If you need a moment to collect yourself, I’ll understand. Such rambled beauty can be daunting for the newly initiated.

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An Example Post

Anonymous: How about some more posts? This way people can actually SCROLL through this theme preview.

Good point phony Anonymous person, and so well said.

So You Want to Scroll…

● I am but a servant to you, oh mighty perfectionism. Seriously, why am I still typing? I hope you– the one random person who’s actually reading this – know that I’m doing this all in one sitting. After all, who needs breaks? *Forced laugh turns into sobs*

● Being selfless is what I’ll call this. My motivations have nothing to do with my arguably obsessive traits. Is it a hassle? Yes. Is this taking up time better spent on Netflix? Absolutely. Still, do I regretconstantly running into a mental wall and staring at a blinking marker for several seconds at a time? That’s the real question, for which my answer is no. Nor do I regret the run-on sentence!

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No words needed…

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Imagine: Using This Theme

“Shameless you are.” - Yoda (During an Imaginary Conversation)

● I see you’ve fallen into my trap. *Cue evil cackling* Yes, you couldn’t resist reading this ramble! Where you surprised to find an actually followable stream of words?

● I’m just as surprised as you are. Really, how else are you going to picture yourself using this theme unless I give you actual content. Granted, said content’s quality is questionable (being kind), but it’s better than a blank page.

● Again, I’m running out of words. Did you know humans can only focus for 35 minutes before needing a break? I’ve lasted about two. Then again, it islate…and I am typing random filler…

End Notes:

● I did this for you! Alright, I also typed this for myself. That being said, please know that I’m very bored and feeling very much like a student trying to reach my minimum word limit.

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Google Font Combinations

A (partial) list of the recommended font pairings on Google Fonts…in other words, the “Popular Pairings” in a list.

Sans Serifs

Alegreya Sans

Sans Serif: Alegreya Sans SC, Open Sans, Roboto

Serif: Alegreya, Alegreya SC, Lora, Merriweather

Lato

Sans Serif: ABeeZee, Alegreya Sans SC, Asap Condensed, Cabin Condensed, Chivo, Heebo, Montserrat, Muli, Nunito, Open Sans, Oswald, Fira Sans, Fira Sans Condensed, Raleway, Roboto, Roboto Condensed, Rosario, Sarabun, Tajawal, Ubuntu, Work Sans

Serif: Alegreya, Amiri, Cardo, Cinzel, Cormorant Garamond, Cormorant, Crimson Text, Gentium Book Basic, Halant, Karma, Libre Baskerville, Neuton, Spectral, Vollkorn

Montserrat

Sans Serif: Roboto, Raleway, Oswald, Lato, Open Sans, Roboto Condensed, Heebo, Muli, Nunito, Fira Sans, Barlow, Tajawal, Sarabun, Rosario

Serif: Lora, Crimson Text, Alegreya, Neuton, Amiri, Gentium Basic, Karma, Halant, Playfair Display

Open Sans

Sans Serif: ABeeZee, Roboto, Lato, Oswald, Montserrat, Raleway, PT Sans, Ubuntu, Heebo, Muli, Nunito, PT Sans Narrow, Fira Sans, Istok Web, Sarabun, Rosario, Palanquin Dark, Alegreya Sans, Tajawal, Dosis, Oxygen, Alegreya Sans SC,

Serif: Crimson Text, Bitter, Vollkorn, Cardo, Lora, Neuton, Arvo, Amiri, Gentium Basic, Kreon, Gentium Book Basic, Cormorant, Karma, Spectral, Cormorant SC, David Libre, Cormorant Upright, PT Serif

PT Sans

Sans Serif: Andada, Gudea, Istok Web, Puritan, VT323, Yeseva One, Nunito, Lato, Open Sans, PT Sans Caption, Raleway, Roboto, Scada

Serif: Cormorant Infant, Lusitana, PT Serif Caption, Volkov

Raleway

Sans Serif: Ubuntu, PT Serif, Lora, Fira Sans, Barlow, Dosis, Oxygen, Rosario, Palanquin Dark, Cabin Condensed, 

Serif: Crimson Text, Cardo, Old Standard TT, Neuton, Libre Baskerville, Spectral, Arvo, Amiri, Gentium Basic, Karma, Halant, 

Roboto

Sans Serif: Open Sans, Lato, Montserrat, Raleway, Oswald, Roboto Condensed, Ubuntu, Heebo,  Muli, Nunito, Fira Sans, Work Sans, Cabin Condensed, Tajawal, Alegreya Sans SC, Crimson Text, Vollkorn, ABeeZee, Alegreya, Cardo, Istok Web, Barlow, Sarabun, Rosario, Palanquin Dark, Alegreya Sans,

Serif: PT Serif, Lora, Amiri, Cormorant, Karma, Spectral, David Libre, Cormorant Upright

Source Sans Pro

Sans Serif: BenchNine, Cabin, M PLUS 1p, Righteous, Sarabun, Signika Negative, Sunflower

Serif: Arbutus Slab, Bree Serif, Bitter, Gentium Book Basic, Gilda Display, Sorts Mill Goudy, Source Serif Pro, Yrsa

Serifs

Alegreya

Sans Serif: Alegreya Sans, Alegreya Sans SC

Serif: Alegreya SC

EB Garamond

Sans Serif: Quicksand

Serif: Bitter, IM Fell Double Pica

Lora

Sans Serif: Arvo, Alegreya Sans, Fjalla One, Hind, Istok Web, Karla, Lato, Martel Sans, Merriweather Sans, Montserrat, Montserrat Subrayada, Open Sans, Overpass, Raleway, Roboto, Ubuntu

Serif: Alegreya, Buenard, Cardo, Cormorant, Gentium Basic, Gentium Book Basic, IM Fell Double Pica, Libre Baskerville, Vesper Libre

Libre Baskerville

Sans Serif: Lato, Libre Franklin, Montserrat, Work Sans, Raleway, Roboto

Serif: Playfair Display

Merriweather

Sans Serif: Alegreya Sans, Francois One, Merriweather Sans, Quattrocento Sans, Viga

Serif: Gentium Book Basic, IM Fell French Canon

Playfair Display

Sans Serif: Asap, Assistant, Barlow, Lato, Maven Pro, Montserrat, Muli, Raleway, Roboto, Rubik

Serif: Alegreya, David Libre, Gentium Basic, Libre Baskerville, Mate, Spectral

Vollkorn

Sans Serif: Lato, Open Sans, PT Sans, Ubuntu

Serif: Vesper Libre

BONUS:

How to enable Custom Google Fonts in your Theme

Step 1: HTML

Get the Embedded Code from Google with whatever font weights and styles desired. Then paste it within the <head> of your theme before <style>

<link href=“https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family={text:Body Font}:300,300i,400,400i,700,700i” rel=“stylesheet”>

Tip: 300 is Light, 400 is Normal, and 700 is Bold; 700i means Bold Italic

Step 2: HTML

Add the Customization Option within the <head> of your theme, but before <style>

<meta name=“text:Body Font” content=“Source Sans Pro”/>

Step 4: CSS 

Edit the CSS to Match…

body {font-family:{text:Body Font}, “Your Backup Font”, sans-serif;}

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Behold! The mighty reblog!