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Dustin: Why is Steve looking at you like that?
Eddie: Like what?
Dustin: Like he's mad at you.
Steve: *Squinting at Eddie*
Eddie: Oh, he's not mad at me. He just forgot his glasses.
Eddie: *Approaches Steve and slides his glasses on*
Steve: *Finally sees it's really Eddie there*
Steve, all happy: Baby!!
Lucifer: Look what you've done to my peonies!
Alastor: They're marigolds!
Charlie: Dad, I think he's right, they are marigolds.
Lucifer: I may not know my flowers, but I know a BITCH when I see one!
Sooo my go-to radioapple baby origin take?
Lucifer: —and that’s how we finally had Charlie!
Alastor: Mmmmmm… surely it was not THAT simple.
Lucifer: What— 😮 😡 You think I’m lying?!
Alastor: Well, to be direct about it, why would you have stumbled into such a basic solution by accident after 9,000 years of actively trying?
Lucifer: Well, excuse me, bellhop! Not all of us dabble in blood rituals seven days a week, you freak!
Alastor: That hardly qualifies as a ritual.
Lucifer: WHA—
Alastor: You don’t have to tell me the truth—I frankly did not care to begin with—but there is no need to make things up.
Lucifer: Make things— ALL right, wise guy, look. *magicks up a knife* It really IS that simple. All I have to do is— *cuts palm* and then— *grabs Alastor’s hand*
Alastor: *Lets him cut his own palm with a smug grin, but then the synapses start firing just as Lucifer goes to grab his hand in the equivalent of a secret handshake, and—* 😨 Wait, Lucifer—!
Lucifer: *too late!*
Magic: *BOOM. Smoke clears.*
Baby: *In Alastor’s arms* 🐥
Alastor:
Lucifer:
Alastor:
Lucifer: 😳
Alastor: 😶 ……… 👿 PUT IT BACK.
Lucifer: 😰 What the— 😡 I CAN’T PUT IT BACK!
Alastor: You did this, you FIX IT!!
Lucifer: It’s a SHE, not an it!! And she… she…… 🥺 Does she have Charlie’s eyes?
Alastor: 😒 Those are your eyes, you nitwit.
Lucifer: And those curls—are those from YOU? How did— Wait— 😭 Al, can I… can I hold her???
Alastor: 🤦 Oh, for fuck’s sake—
The Hail Mary’s (human) Crew in one sentence each
Yáo: Big Dad Energy™️
Ilyukhina: Be Gay, do Crime.
Grace: Be Ace, Get shot to Space
If Jinu and Rumi had an additional brain cell.
Jinu: Gwi-ma promised to erase my memories so the shame he is controlling me with will go away and the voices will vanish.
Rumi: Okay, but what guarantee do you have that he will do it?
Jinu: Because I’ve made a deal with him before.
Rumi: Right, and how did that turn out for you?
Jinu: (thinks) Oh… ohhhhh. Yea that’s a fair point… But why should I believe your plan on helping me?
Rumi: I am a demon hunter, the fact that we aren’t fighting right now is proof of my desire to help you.
Jinu: Huh… okay sure.
(And so Jinu actually didn’t betray Rumi and the Golden Honmoon happened which thanks to being on the other side of, Jinu was freed from Gwi ma’s control)
MC: if you were a tiny little fish I’d change the decorations in your aquarium everyday to keep your life interesting.
Floyd: why would I be in an aquarium?? Wouldn’t you want me free in the ocean as nature intended.
MC: you’d probably be an invasive species so no.
Floyd: well if you were a tiny little fish I would put you in a mini jar and keep you in my pocket all day.
MC: aww, then I could see the world with you! :D
Floyd: and I could shake you and see you squirm.
MC: …
Floyd: :)
Jade: what if I was a little fish? :(
Floyd: I’d eat you.
"Wake me up-"
Had this funny idea that the Four Heroes have their own version of shouting "Marco" and answering "Polo", inspired by this meme
And while Naofumi's world has, and he knows all three versions, the other three only have one each. And because Naofumi's the least likely to get unintentionally lost, he's also usually the one shouting first.
So, things are happening during a Wave, and they need to regroup, but there's too much chaos and fighting and environment to figure out where everyone is. So Naofumi just shouts "WAKE ME UP" at the general surrounding area.
Three answers pop up from completely different directions, each increasingly panicked.
"WAKE ME UP INSIDE!" Ren shouts as he finishes cutting down a monster
"WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS!" Itsuki yells, shocking his party members enough for him to quickly land three hits.
"BEFORE YOU GO GO!" Motoyasu screams as he dodges another monster attack
"Ah, there they are." Naofumi comments
