monster girl;

I'm Bethany Alyx Priestman, you may call me Boo. I'm 20 year's old. And I'm dating the handsome Taran Black. Schizophrenic. "you'll never be what is in you heart."

[boo-priestman]

You can't have any!

[the-oceansdaughter]

So… It just stopped soddenly? Do you have any calcium build-up in your shower?

[boo-priestman]

Probably? I mean, I don't clean the bathroom but I'm sure someone does, right? 

[lestrange-r]

Wait - Boo did you not pay your water bill?

[boo-priestman]

My, uh— my what?

I don't recall ever paying any water bill, no.

[the-oceansdaughter]

Maybe I can fix it… I know a think or two about a thing or two…

[boo-priestman]

Well if a thing or two can fix my shower, than by all means; please do!

[lestrange-r]

Want me to help you out ? I don’t think there is no possible way you can break a shower.

[boo-priestman]

I'd appreciate it! And you'd be surprised by all the weird things I manage to break.

[the-oceansdaughter]

How do you do that?

[boo-priestman]

It just stopped working! Like, the water stopped coming out and I swear I didn't turn it off. 

[boo-priestman]

I think I broke the shower...

[rex-ralph-blog]

Would you like my plague? I will not hesitate to sneeze at you.

[boo-priestman]

No, no— thank you, I'm fine. Your offer's appreciated, but I'll have to decline.

I would offer you some soup, but I'm prone to burning anything that involves a stove. Also I have no soup.

[rex-ralph-blog]

I’m sick.

[boo-priestman]

Boo, you whore.

[discordtrolls]

SEND ME TWO CHARACTERS AND I'LL TELL YOU WHICH ONE MINE WOULD SAVE FROM CERTAIN DEATH

[ohdangerousgirl]

The Bouncy Castle II Scary Baked Alaska

"Get a move on losers were going shopping" Vidia announced to her best friends as she sat at the end of their bed. Taran and Boo were in their usual position, sat either side from one another, Boo on her macbook, Taran on his iPad. It was amazing to Vidia that they could enjoy each others company so much whilst saying absolutely nothing at all. "Looking up recipes no doubt Heston?" She enquired grinning, before turning her attention to Boo. "And…cat videos?" Vidia teased.

[boo-priestman]

Just another lovely day at casa de Boo, Taran, & Vidia. Although Boo would like to convince herself that they're "livin' la vida loca", others would beg to differ. The cat an her screen hissed and pawed at an odd object— and even to Boo, a dildo is an odd object. She looked up at Vidia with a guilty face. "Uh... psh, no— I'm working!" And with that, a loud purr erupted from her macbook. "Well, I was working," she laughed, closing the laptop and setting it aside. "Shopping for what, exactly?" Boo peeked over at Taran's IPad, chuckled lightly, and then pecked his cheek. "If it's cat toys, I'm in!" She hopped off the bed, and pulled her boots out from under it. "Babe, can we stop for chicken wings?" She asked Taran, whilst slipping on her shoes. 

[w-endymoira-blog]

[boo-priestman]

MOOD BOARD: the fab four ( part 1! )

[boo-priestman]

In light of the death of a very inspirational actor— I'm giving free hugs.

[brother-denahi]

Well if you don’t come back to school, I’ll be sure to tell the police that the creepy coffee shop guy has probably kidnapped you to act out as he unusual fetishes. Probably a daddy kink. You are a baby and everyone will agree with me.

[boo-priestman]

Tell the police, tell my boyfriend, and tell Mittens. Just in case I'm not able to kick creepy coffee guy's ass. Gosh, now I've got goosebumps. Daddy kink! Ewwww. Nah, not everyone!

[devonnerz-blog]

I believe in second chances, but I don’t believe in third or fourth chances. I love talking through things, and I always want to make things work, if I really love someone, but eventually, if they can’t fix whatever is wrong, or if they’ve done something and then they continue to do it, they’re probably not going to change for anybody. You can’t change a person.

[brother-denahi]

He gave you his number didn’t he? Hand it in to the police…it was a pretty brave considering the latte spitting thing. He must’ve been pretty self confident. Are you sure he didn’t come to this school, noona? And I guess you’re right, I wouldn’t kill a baby.

[boo-priestman]

Yeah, he did. I swear I am gonna give it to the police. They need to check his house or something. And he was pretty cocky. Arrogance is not my cup of tea. Oh my god, I hope not! You don't think he'd follow me, do you?  I'm not a baby! I'm a badass.

[brother-denahi]

You look like a baby, I’ll give him that but certainly not a prostitute- not that I know what they tend to look like or anything. He sounded to old for you anyway, may be had a kink or something? I can’t believe you just compared me to a princess, you are so many levels of dead. 

[boo-priestman]

I don't wanna look like a baby! I'm twenty years old. As for the prostitute part, I'm not sure what they look like either. A baby prostitute fetish? That's kind of creepy. I should report him to the police, now that I think about it. And you wouldn't kill me! I'm too adorable.