kissed in every corner

can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[wells-hannah]

#finally going for what she wants

[zeindaya]

“One, two, three, four, get the kid back through the door!”

MONSTERS, INC (2001) dir. Pete Docter

[zeindaya]

#me thinking i’m always the problem

[duncan-rohanne]

i see many people going on and on how this season of the crown is depressing and sure, yeah, it is, but then there is the comedic gold:

philip: which one is your favourite kid?

the queen: tough question, i’ll ask my secretary to arrange meeting with them, separately, and help me learn their names and their hobbies because i met them once in their lives

*a few days later*

the queen: i hate all our kids, they are morons, but the one i hate the least is probably… *looks at smugged paper in her hand* adrian

[rizahawkais]

[kylos]

Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir

[aliciasvik]

Wow your shorts are like specially gold today. My mom uses color safe bleach. Go Carol!

JUNO (2007) dir. Jason Reitman

[purpleswift]

MAKE ME CHOOSE ❮ requests closed! ❯ ↳ @shes-a-false-god asked: piano Swift or guitar Swift?

[aliciasvik]

[duelipa]

The universe is just out here giving zero fucks!

[selenaigomez]

I’m human, I’m not perfect. I make mistakes all the time, but I guess my job is to keep those mistakes to myself, which I’m already fine doing and just try to be the best I can be for those kids.

[jesicajones]

i’m so .... fuckin ..... grateful

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw: I'm bored.

Hufflepuff: Here are all these things we can do!

Ravenclaw: Hm... too many options, I can't handle that.

[rhaenyratargeryen]

Working hard is important, but there’s something that matters even more. Believing in yourself. Think of it this way: Every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than we are now. Students. If they can do it, why not us?

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) dir. David Yates

[lousolversons]

Jodie Comer as Villanelle in 3x05 of Killing Eve.

[dojakordei-deactivated20220203]

make me choose: ↠ @dojatheecat asked: cyber sex or bottom bitch music video?

[sheryl-lee]

I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. Alotayusses! And every one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. None of them could go the distance. And then, there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all: the build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin’! BUT THAT FORSLUGGINER HEEL OF HIS! He barely gets nicked there once, and kaboom! He’s history.

HERCULES (1997) dir. Ron Clements and John Musker