Smile, you deserve it.

Call me crazy, but I believe everything happens for a reason. You shouldn't bring yourself down, because you're worth something.

[boobalicious-definitious]

Favorite picture of me. Self confidence 100% lately.

[dirtydescent-deactivated2016092]

Reblog if you're a girl who wants other girls to send you naughty asks.

[craving-kitty]

What the hell. Might as well until we get shut down.

[boobalicious-definitious]

Sometimes I wish you were my side of the pond so I could properly take you on dates. Admiring you from this far makes me think you must think I'm just a creep. Le sigh.

You aren't creepy. You're sweet♡

[boobalicious-definitious]

Marry me

I'd love to

[mundo-colorido69]

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[ayevanni]

Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot 🥃

[thejusticethatissocial]

on one hand this is hysterically funny, but on the other someone’s gonna get lit on fire or blown up at this rate lmao

[f1rstperson]

This is… not that hard….

[goldntrinity]

It happened

[lord-blongus]

Natural Selection

[xpi3tian]

[burntheceiling]

The “deserved better” squad ™

[outcome4-deactivated20160115]

If you can't accept me flaccid You don't deserve the full two inches

[dobladim]

[victorious]

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

me when his c*ck huge and enticing

[the-light-arrow-deactivated2016]

delete this

[right]

this video should be illegal..

[pettankoprincess]

dEAR GOD

[malicieuxlyon]

STOP

[acontributor-deactivated2020032]

I just realized I haven’t reblogged this in ages

[dobladim]

[inkintheblood]

[thelovejournals]

Some people will never fit into your life, no matter how much you want them to.

Anonymous  (via thelovejournals)

[sonofbaldwin]

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

[one-angry-liberal]

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

[teratomarty]

You know what pisses me off about this?  Really, REALLY pisses me off?  That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella.  He was president 1981-1989.  Do you get that?  

It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

[yellow-dress]

^ Reblogging again for that comment.

[boobalicious-definitious]

Reblogging to correct your comment... he was vice president in that time frame. He was president from 1989-1993.