An academic physiology and hygiene, 1903

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An academic physiology and hygiene, 1903
The Hallmark Halloween Tapes 🐺 🧛🏻♀️
I had these! I listened to the Munsters theme over and over...
hi marty! i’m getting my top surgery next month (finally!!) and i was wondering if you had any advice for the recovery part. i’m still not really sure what to prepre for, stuff to buy, problems to expect and so on, and i consider you a fully credible source for all things queer. and just a very cool dude generally :>
(ps, i still get a chuckle remembering your “ta-ta to the tatas” dinner. top shelf bit. kind of hoping i can have one too)
Mazel tov! I'm so flattered that you asked me for advice. I looped in @otherhazards , because he has been there and done that, and because he helped me through my recovery.
Pre-surgery
Lay in a stock of high protein heat-and-eat prepared food. Make a big bunch of burritos and freeze them individually wrapped, for instance.
Get disposable plates and cutlery, particularly if you live alone. Plan how to avoid housework in general.
Eat a lot of protein.
Post-op
Follow all your doctor's instructions.
Keep a log of what medication you take and when. You may be on painkillers, so you're apt to forget whether you've taken your antibiotics. Take both exactly as prescribed.
Stay hydrated. Keep a water bottle nearby.
Sleep a lot. Have a small dog lay on you if at all possible.
Do not believe, after a couple days, that you are healed up "enough" and that now is an excellent time to, e.g., do small home repairs. You're not and it isn't. Lay back down.
Congratulations! Keep me posted on how it goes.
I’ve been drawing a lot of Spynanigans recently
I'm always a sucker for Pretty Lady Spy, especially when the artist keeps that nose intact.
Occasionally I become happily aware that I have just missed some dogshit discourse going past.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sentient Dildo/New Owner Who Bought It as Gag Gift Characters: Original Trans Man Character, Sentient Magical Dildo Additional Tags: Modern With Magic Setting, Sentient Dildo, Magic & Enchantment, Humor, Safe Sane and Consensual Sex With a Nonhuman Entity, Crack Treated Seriously, Logical Worldbuilding Explanations For Silly Horny Nonsense, Trans Male Character, Wet & Messy, Penetrative Sex, Front Hole Sex, Anal Sex, Ballfucking, Double Penetration in Two Holes, Fantasies of Somnophilia, Orgasm Delay, Sex While Doing Household Tasks, Multiple Orgasms, Orgasm Control Summary:
Eddie only bought the thing as a gag gift for a friend’s stag party. But he didn’t read the user instructions before opening the box, so now it’s well and truly his. Whoops.
I'm really quite pleased with my current hat setup
Has anyone ever made a comic about a dungeons and dragons type settings except horny?
Oglaf is what you want!
Xxxenophile was really good, too, but it was print, not a webcomic, and has been out of print for awhile. There's a Kickstarter to reprint it, though!
You are dead!
Not big suprise.
But
What unethical or unholy means do you (or your cohorts) use to imbue you with a mockery of life?
Mummification/ancient Egyptian curse
Zombification or similar revival into walking corpse
Vampirism or suchlike
Frankensteining you back together from assorted parts
Brain transplanted into some sort of creature
Brain in jar
Brain in robotic abomination
Mind copied and uploaded into machine/the web/floppy disk
Brain/mind transferred into waiting clone
Ghost, specter, or other apparition summoned back into existence
Animated skeleton
Body animated by evil being (other than you)
Do you like stories set in a video game universe that absolutely nobody is thinking about anymore? And it's full of old men having feelings and then eating cheese about it? And it's written by me, an Internet stranger who almost never posts original content to this blog? Then have I got the 18k word story for you!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I wish I could write Spies like this!
extremely evocative textbook diagram
Dammit, this smut I'm writing calls for a shower scene, but I do NOT like locker rooms.
A muse can be a harsh mistress.
surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that
Do you know which book this is from?
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I’ve read this book before, and I like it!
I can tell which book this is from based on this excerpt, but I haven't read it
I started reading this, but didn’t finish it (or I am reading it currently)
I haven’t read this book, but I like this excerpt!
I’ve read this book before, and I don’t like it
I haven’t read this book and I don’t like this excerpt
Please reblog the polls, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people read the excerpt with an open mind 💖📚 Title and author will be revealed after the poll's conclusion.
Thank you @redribbonofficial for the submission! 😄
But why is there a big-titty vampiress back there? By the time the guy's taxidermy, she wouldn't care anymore!
Also, terrible taxidermy technique.
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everyone say thank you to fat nonbinary people