Do The Thing

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jean-denim]

We force retirement for other jobs why not this one?

[icarusfellintomyarms]

I can't identify the emotion this woman's commentary is making me feel

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

olive you can't leave this in the tags

[ovur]

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

[ovur]

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy... I'll off myself now

[studentlifeproblems]

[sorry]

hermione: how did you not figure out magic was real earlier? most kids start showing signs when they're young

harry: i just figured everyone could teleport

[memewhore]

[bakwaaas]

[himbo-ted]

Why am i wheezing at this

[what-even-is-thiss]

Keanu Reeves is like that one straight dude in your psychology class that handles you coming out better than literally everyone you know for no understandable reason even though he knows nothing about anything

[queersona]

[everythingstarstuff]

[acitybythelightunited]

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

[iamthegenderman]

what compelled you to do this

[no-place-for-strange-birds]

Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

[t-shrit]

for a satire news site they hit the nail on the head

[worldohworld-deactivated2019032]

Holy fuck

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

this man asked if its okay to buy an engagement ring with a skull on it and antoni went through every stage of grief in the background within about four seconds

x

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

acceptance

[thecommonchick]

[catchymemes]

[knightofleo]

[simplystormie]

[weight-a-second]

concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

[animatedtext]

this is the best post on this fucking website

[slussy666-deactivated20150511]

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

[frozun]

i think a lot of people forget that you can actually still come across as confident and have social anxiety

[jainz-deactivated20240619]

[yourmajestyyy]

I TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS TO PEOPLE ALL THE TIME