"chell solving test chambers is like sex for glados" well known, basically canon with that bit in portal 2 where they established that glados's body has a built in pleasure response to completing test chambers
"chell solving test chambers is like sex for chell" groundbreaking, deeply fascinating implications about chell, opens up new and innovative forms of lesbian sex
“Alright, alright, listen. A couple weeks ago, Caroline told me she was gay.
Now honestly i could give 2 fucks, but that got the lab boys thinking.
Now i got 3 words for you.
Robot. Sex.
This entire time we’ve been thinking about how to make the robots do a better job. Same way as humans. Let ‘em jerk off!
Even better, make the job FEEL like jerking off! Fuckin’ geniuses!
Anyways I fired them for making such inappropriate jokes at the workplace.
In other words, we’re making Sex 2.
And we’re testing it on you.
Come on, don’t be shy, its not like you were getting any pussy before.”





















