I dont even know anymore

PFP: gooberjam.tumblr.com Gooberjam I am aahhh (he/him) that likes people (pan), 20s, rogue of rage, otp is dirkjohn, so. . terfs and fascists get blocked 🚫

[violentrevolution-deactivated20]

yeah ok

[hjartasalt]

Wait I need to be able to reblog this

[depsidase]

[ooppo]

Do you know what it's like. To share a birthday with Markiplier. Every single year on my birthday I log on to make a cute little birthday post, only to be flooded by the entire Internet celebrating the internet's sexy man. The fuck am I supposed to do? "And what about me guys" on my own fucking birthday? He cannot keep doing this to me

[ooppo]

[willgrahamscock]

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

[depsidase]

[infizero]

bringing back my too woke opinion that you should be allowed to change labels without the previous one being incorrect

[infizero]

i think you should be allowed to identify as trans without retroactively saying you were also trans in the past. i think the "born this way" rhetoric is limiting and you should be able say stuff like "i was fully a girl when i was a kid and now im a boy" without it invalidating your current identity but maybe that's just me

[ambidisastrous]

People who work within a system: okay so studies show that the normal system works 90% of the time, but because it’s very bad when it doesn’t work, we’ve set up a process to manage those outliers. We need six well-trained workers to run the system 100% of the time without any serious incidents.

CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. We’re cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

150,000 march through London in world’s largest trans pride, organisers say

Protesters voiced anger at the new guidance on single sex-spaces and fears that trans people are being excluded from society.

"Every single person who marched today is proof that we are not going anywhere, that our joy is louder than their hate, and that London Trans+ Pride will keep fighting, keep loving and keep growing until every trans person is safe, seen, and free," they added.

Before the march, a mother of a trans woman who took her own life said "more children are going to die" unless Mr Burnham works to reverse the "anti-trans policies" that Sir Keir Starmer oversaw.

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[084392]

fuck.

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[depsidase]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

clocky princess: i have longed forever to escape that castle and see the world.. there is such beauty to be found even in this peasant village!

elven ranger: stay alert your highness.... some say the demon king's spies lurk even in such placid hamlets as these

demon possessing the elf's bow: (in his head) how deliciously ironic... coming from someone like you, ehehehehehee.. isnt that right, Lord of Chasers...! 😈🔥 kuhihihi~!!!

village blacksmith accidentally whamming himself on his penis with his hanmer and losing his only hit point: YYYEEEOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck

[goosewraith]

i’m the opposite of a gatekeeper. i’m a battering ram you WILL be hearing about my interests

[diseases-for-center-control]

I cast screw worm

well at least take it out to dinner first

[the-worm-in-his-head]

dinner optional if the [REDACTED] is good

[blues2diosyt]

you know you can say sex here right. like no one is forcing you not to say it

[the-worm-in-his-head]

ahem.

DINNER OPTIONAL IF THE DICK IS GOOD