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summer of strangulation
starring brit hayes and jessica garcia.
our lives rule.
suck it
Agreed. Among myself and the majority of my friends, saying ‘being slutty’ is describing a positive deliberate choice, not uttering an insult or judgement. I seriously am trying to be sluttier this Summer.
my sluttiness has already begun. and it has been so awesome.
reason number two thousand why jonny is my gay boyfriend
we have the same taste in straight boys. it makes for great gossip. <3
songs that have been stuck in my head lately
beyonce - single ladies
nin - i do not want this
tegan and sara - speak slow
she wants revenge - i don't want to fall in love
frou frou - let go
no bachelorette party is complete without hearing the spice girls, 2 live crew, ludacris, and the prodigy.
oh, or a man in leather chaps with his cock-ringed weiner out humping ladies from the crowd who aren't wearing underwear and are very proud of it. and he humped a mom on stage.
almost makes me wanna get married someday.
i drunk dialed my dad last night at 2:30AM
jessica garcia: master of the highway.
that's right. i can drive a car on the highway all by myself again. just like when i was 18.
coming up next: driving a mini bus full of people with brain injuries on the highway. *gulp*
this year, my trip to california will not be made alone. nor will it be made with a boyfriend in tow. or a friend. i will be accompanied by my little sister, erika.
erika hasn't seen our father since she was 9 years old. hell, she has hardly even spoken to him since then. she'll be 19 this summer.
the last few times that i've gone out, i've tried to interest her in coming too. she never wants to. a month ago dad asked me if i would try again. i told him that of course i could try, but not to hold his breath. it wasn't going to happen.
but surprise! erika and i had a really nice heart to heart and she admitted that she doesn't want to live her entire life void of a relationship with her father. we agreed that this would be a really great opportunity to see him again because i'll be there the whole time for support and it will be a short visit so if something goes wrong, she won't feel stuck.
the thought of this trip brings me to tears. the knowledge of erika having a father who loves her and wants to be in her life and not appreciating that saddened me so. i couldn't imagine how it must feel to have a daughter out there that hasn't spoken to you in 10 years. plus a son who isn't so great about keeping in touch either. i know these facts tear my dad apart. i know the fact that i actually do communicate with him on a regular basis and visit relatively frequently is much of the reason why my grandmother cries every time i come out. i hope with all my heart that he and erika can start things off on the right foot this time and that they can form a lasting relationship.
i did it too. i shunned dad for a while. he's a difficult man to get along with. jason and erika aren't without reason for their lack of communication. he has said and done some fucked up shit to us. but in the end, i'm so relieved and thankful that both of us have found a way to get along with each other. because i can't imagine a life where i have a father out there who loves me and wants to speak to me and see me, and i just don't give a god damn.
dear pizza,
i know you are so hot that you will burn my mouth, because, well - you just did. however, i shall continue to shove you in my rot and further tear open my flesh because when it comes to pizza, impulse control ceases to exist.
love,
the entire world.
working somewhere that has a "snack bar" is dangerous.
mmmm afternoon chocolate...
successful date night:
2 bottles of masciarelli
baked cabbage antipasto
duck salad
eggplant parmigiana
mixed seafood pasta in red sauce
complimentary praline, coffee, and chocolate gelato
all accompanied by 3 hours of conversation with my supercute boyfrand
followed by a bottle of malbec on the porch
and... then... yanno
good morning, raleigh!
between two jobs, an internship, and classes - i am freakin' busy as hell all week. last night i was going to go home after workin' smatter and eat doughnuts in my bed while i read middlesex (which i'm OBSESSED WITH!) ... but then i had a shift drink. and as soon as beer touches my lips, it's hard to curb the appetite. so instead i bonded with my smatter lady co-workers over booze at ipanema and then stumbled to kyler's where folks were hanging out and cracked open a bottle of champagne at midnight and eventually passed out at lord knows what time. what the fuck is wrong with me?
oh well, it was fun! let's see if i can last through the day...
to do:
- schedule chili cook off
- cosmic bowling
- fancy dinner courtesy of tax return
- long weekend in march that involves camping
- make mexican crock pot pork stew finalllly
this new job is mega-contributing to a re-sparked interest in learning about neuroscience! having a boyfriend who likes to stay up late with me nerding out about consciousness, free will, etc from a scientific perspective really helps too.
!!! YAAAAY, LIFE !!! <3<3<3
Does the world REALLY need (or want) a Bacon Milkshake???
Jack in the Box thinks so! “Because our customers love bacon.”
So if a vanilla shake infused with bacon syrup sounds good to you, please let me know why. Personally, I don’t think I’d ever want, crave, or enjoy such a concoction…
yet another reason to look forward to visiting california this summer...jack in the box and i are kindred spirits to da max.
(which won't be til july or august now, will definitely keep you in the loop nicole because i'd love to pop down to san diego and see you - we shall coordinate)