[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[velocicrafter]

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

[jhameia]

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

[blairwaldorfisawhitefeminist-de]

me talking to a cancer

me: *just joking* hehhe shut up cancer: if you know how i feel why would you say that like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation like you know I’m not happy

[emptywinner]

@umbrant

[dankmemeking]

[pyrrhics]

[northmiamigoon-deactivated20150]

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

I feel this

[boogiefever-blog]

being an adult

pro: can buy yourself whatever you want, no one can stop you

con: can buy yourself whatever you want, no one can stop you

[ggoing]

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

[letmebeyourvalentinee]

Yesss. Everyday of my life.

[ameriphobia-deactivated20180529]

i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking

[slashmarks]

this post is interesting because it implies a future in which darth vader won the democratic primary

[polis-and-recreation]

No but this could totally be a thing.  

Like he’d look at gay marriage and be like “I too have known what it’s like to not be able to get married simply because of who you are.”  Marriage for everybody.

He’s pro gun-control.  Light sabers are much more elegant weapons, anyway.

He’d probably be for raising the minimum wage.  He grew up a slave, living in the worse kind of poverty.  He knows how important it is for single mothers to be able to support their children.

Darth Vader: a Force We Can Count On.

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

can this be real? 

[cowboysandhotsauce]

Darth Vader was a better human being than Donald Trump and that is truly amazing

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

he murdered children with a laser sword

[jennytrout]

We don’t have any real proof that Trump hasn’t murdered children with a laser sword. He needs to provide documentation on that. Some kind of certificate. Until then, I won’t believe him. America deserves the truth.

[jaxblade]

[coluring]

god gave me a second chance

[cuntographer-blog]

[mazmoney]

what did humans do to deserve dogs

[thewinchesterswagger]

the midichlorians are the powerhouse of the jedi

[riddlemetom]

[osointricate]

Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it.  What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.

[danylives]

kylo ren:

anakin’s ghost:

[xmidnightfantasy]

[villagebaby]

why do all women want a 6'0"+ tall guy with a 6 pack and a 6"+ dick? because satan. 666. y'all are demons. i just proved it. satan worshippers. illuminati.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

if Satan got a 6" PLUS dick u best believe i’m suckin

[gutter-goddess]