Incorrect Quotes

[bookdragonnn]

His Fair Assassin

Duval: Shut up

Hiverne : I didn’t say anyth-

Duval: You were thinking. It’s annoying.

[bookdragonnn]

Everneath

Nikki: What do we say when things don't go our way?

Cole: It be like that sometimes.

Nikki: No-

[bookdragonnn]

Everneath

Nikki and Jack: *looking deeply into each others’ eyes*

Cole: *loudly eating chips*

Nikki: We’re having a moment.

Cole: And I’m having chips.

[bookdragonnn]

The easiest way to a man's heart is through is fourth an fifth ribs.

Celaena Sardothien, probably

[bookdragonnn]

Folk of the Air

Jude: I’m not feeling too well. I have this headache that comes and goes.

Cardan: *walks into the room*

Jude: Aaaaaaaand there it is again.

[more-incorect-quotes]

Logan: Get your feet off the table, Virgil.

Virgil: Ok boomer

[scared-ghosthunter]

Logan: we are the same age Virgil

Virgil: ok karen

[more-incorect-quotes]

Logan: that is not my name

Virgil: ok hetero

[bookdragonnn]

Logan: You and I know that I am anything but heterosexual.

Virgil: Ok....dumbass

[bookdragonnn]

His Fair Assassin

Abbess: Can I tell you a secret?

Crunard: I wouldn’t recommend it, no.

[bookdragonnn]

Illuminae Files

Ezra: Can I ask a dumb question?

Kady: Better than anyone I know.

[bookdragonnn]

His Fair Assassin

Duval: *sneaking in the window at 3am*

Abbess: *flicks on the light and turns around in a chair to face him* So, where were you?

Duval: I was with Ismae!

Ismae: *turns around in her own chair* Wanna try that again?

[bookdragonnn]

Drarry

Draco: I can’t believe we’re trapped in a room together.

Harry: *swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate.