Jan 7, 2016
5 easy steps to stop people from interrupting you while reading
1. Make it obvious you’re going to read a book. Hold the book in front of their face, maybe give them a little tap with it.
2. Put yourself in a chair and mark your territory, use barbed wire if needed.
3. Open your book on the first page and glance around the room. Show the people you will destroy them if they disturb you.
4. Text, mail, kik all the people you’re baiscally dead for the next hour or so.
5. Kill every person on earth and forget about steps 1 - 4
