The Book of Doitsu

You wish to read the Book of Doitsu? Welcome. Read our rules, and believe in His Shine. Shine bright like a Doitsu, child, Shine bright. Visit the Church if you have time.

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guys this blog is dead. no more messages please.

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Ok serious question Who actually invented the whole “shine bright like a doitsu” because I’m still thoroughly impressed that someone made that Please tell me who it was and please bring them forth.

[bookofdoitsu]

Direct your attention to church founder @doitsuism

[theamericanhetalian]

My bible that has lots of things from the wiki and stuff compiled into a book! Enjoy and shine bright like a Doitsu!

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Is there an estimate on how many Doitsuism followers there are?

We have 571 followers. @doitsuism what is the official count?

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I was once, not long ago, a follower of The Eyebrowed-one. Will Lord Doitsu forgive my ultimate sin and accept me?

Lord Doitsu forgives all those who accept His Shine and repent.

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my child is into this is this for real faith?

Anon bless you. You made me Google the requirements to be recognized as a religion and guess what. (The following is from Yahoo answers from five minutes of googling and IDK what the IRS is I’m not American so grain of salt and all that blah blah blah)

「The IRS has specific requirements for what is and is not a religion.

√a distinct legal existence,

√a recognized creed and form of worship,

√a definite and distinct ecclesiastical government,

√a formal code of doctrine and discipline

√a distinct religious history,

√a membership not associated with any other church or denomination,

√an organization of ordained ministers,

√ordained ministers selected after completing prescribed studies,

√a literature of its own,

√established places of worship,

√regular congregations,

√regular religious services,

√Sunday schools for religious instruction of the young,

√school for the preparation of its ministers. 」

(Yes I used square root symbols for check marks)Even if it is digital, we have all of these in some form or the other and wow sorry mother I’ve probably committed blasphemy somewhere along the line.

Anyway anon, it’s real if you Believe.

[bookofdoitsu]

Is this really real?

It is real for those who Believe.

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I am making a bible of Doitsu on wattpad. I just wanted to know if it was fine with you.

Of course! Doitsu belongs to no one and everyone.

((Share a link please?? I'd like to see!))

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You said fries are holy? I thought there was a page that said America offends our lord by cutting the holy potato and frying it..

Proper fries are not butchered in disrespect. Proper fries are not the result of a dislike of potatoes, but instead a differentiation. If you are eating fries, but are still willing to eat another kind of food derived from potatoes, then all is good.

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I would like to be baptized into the church of Doitsuism. Where can High Priest Preußen be found?

Baptism is optional.

All those who open their minds to accept His Shine are considered to be Doitsuists.Doitsu does not discriminate.

However, if you are adamant about the formalities, please inquire at the church.

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What is this thing? What about the church of Doitsu and this? What about your mission? IS THIS SERIOUS?

My anon, this is 100% serious. You must never make light of our lord Doitsu. This is a record of restoration efforts on one of our ancient documents. You are welcome to join.

[bookofdoitsu]

Happy Birthday Feli~ by Kitsunefireball (@featherswift)

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(potato anon from earlier) im a 15 year old vegetation by force and i have failed our lord, please Lord Doitsu forgive me

Apple Juice, my friend. Diluted apple juice.

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im allergic to the holy potato what do i do he l p

Can you eat sausage? When you come of age (if not already) can you drink beer? Can you make a food look a bit like a potato? Can you keep a statue of Doitsu in your house at all times to appease him? I'm running out of ideas.

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((Alright guys first of all I just want to apologize. Like really apologize. Imagine someone with short, blonde, emo hair and blue eyes on their hands and knees and that's me. Apologizing. To you. First because I next-to-never post pages, but do not fear! In July I shall aquire a laptop and will actual do proper things. Which is fab, no? Also, because I'm on my ipod I thought I would answer a question, but the number didn't change and the question was still there afterwards. Naturally I got annoyed and started hitting delete... And I may have sorta accidently deleted several questions and submissions??? I'm so so sorry about this, but if you asked a question it's definately gone and if you submitted something theres a chance it's one of the lucky few left. TL;DR If you asked a question that was not answered, please send again!))

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Is it wrong of me to not like potatoes? I like chips and fries, but I just don't really like the normal potatoes. I still have a certain type for potatoes as food, but what should I do?

Lord Doitsu delibrately created many different types of potato, and they are all very holy. Especially potato wedges and french fries.

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I have a question about the 'Eyebrowed one', How can we tell the Eyebrowed one and Lord Iggy apart? ((If you have time to answer this I thank you so much))

Lie in wait. If they offer you a scone then they are indeed The Eyebrowed One and must be avoided at all costs