noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
Kaledo Art
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Today's Document
Xuebing Du
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Cosmic Funnies
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
DEAR READER
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JBB: An Artblog!
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@splendiidum
The Internet Has Gone Corgi Crazy
so here’s some weird Corgi mixes
Corgi/Chihuahua
Corgi/Chow
Corgi/Dachshund
Corgi/Dalmatian
Corgi/English Bulldog
Corgi/German Shepherd
Corgi/Golden Retriever
Corgi/Husky
Corgi/Jack Russell
Corgi/Papillon
Corgi/Toy Poodle
Corgi/Sheltie
Corgi/Shiba Inu
#they’re just mini versions of the other dog and I love every second of it
Hey i know tomorrows #mothers day and it can be a shitty day for a lot of ppl so
If u have a Bad mom or an absent mom or no mom im your mom now. Its me. I am so proud of you and everything you have done, and ur a good person. im taking you out to get ice cream
⊰ veronica.
splendiidum || starter call. || i am damaged.
❝ please stand back now. … – a little f u r t h e r . ❞
❛ ----- whatcha gonna do? perform a magic trick? ❜
⊰ kiddo.
“what’s THAT supposed to mean??”
❛ it means that you’re coming with me, kiddo. you’ve been chosen as my pranking apprentice. feel blessed. ❜
splendiidum liked for a musical starter !
⊰ rude.
❝ guys who wear that get beat up on my street. ❞
❛ hon, with those clothes i’m surprised how you’re not getting beat up everyday. ❜
social networking.
tagged by: no one but i saw this on my dash & i wanted to do the thiiing
What name do they go by: roxanne felicia weasley How many ‘friends’ do they have: around 950+ Three ‘likes’ they have: 'mean girls’, mcdonald’s, taylor swift
Username: @roxieweaslaaay Follower count: 907 Following count: 531 What they tweet about: oh gosh, basically anything. she usually has updates about her pets, random quotes/riddles (which people soon find out are clues to her latest pranks), yelling about her favorite bands/singers/actors/movies, taylor swift lyrics
Username: @roxiedotweaslay Follower count: 879 Following count: 611 Type of photos they post: FOOD PICS, pictures of her pets, pictures of the results of her pranks, MORE PICS OF HER PETS, pictures of her travels, an occassional selfie or two (usually done in a hilarious manner)
SKYPE
Username: @roxannefelicidamn Contact count: 39 Purpose: her contacts are only limited to her family & some friends. she doesn’t use it much, mostly because she could just text whoever she wants to talk to.
tagging: anyone !
⊰ mister malfoy.
X; | ( splendiidum ) |
❝ Yeah that would be my FOOT you just so rudely treaded on..❞
❛ oh shi----- SHOOT !! sory, sorry, i didn’t mean it! ❜
⊰ auntie luna.
&& splendiidum liked for a starter
❛ i thought you might like this one. ❜
she was speaking of a bracelet, wooden && decorated with feathers && beats dangling from delicate fingers while a smile spread brightly over thin lips.
❛ the wizard i bought it from said it is great to banish twartzifs. if you ever get to kuwait, of course.❜
a small squeal escapes her lips as she lays her eyes on the bracelet. roxanne loved gifts, especially ones given to her by her aunt luna, & this one has definitely won its way to her top ten favorite gifts of all time.
❛ oh, auntie, it’s beautiful !! thank you so much! ❜
she took the bracelet from her aunt’s hands gingerly, not letting her excitement get to head, lest she drop the present.
❛ twartfitz? i’ve never heard of them. did you find one in your trip? can they be tamed & kept as pets? ❜
"I'm Joking Unless You're Down For It" Squad
Sagittarius, Gemini, Taurus, Leo, Aries, Aquarius.
Okay since it's 'speak your language day"
Send me a sentence/word in English and I’ll translate it into my language
meet the blogger;
basics:
name: nicat
nickname: nicat is already a nickname soo
where do you live: philippines woo
favourite color: pink
hair length: medium length i guess??
hair color: pink!!
eye colour: brown
siblings: two little demons sisters
current profession: student
area of work/study: high school
are you under 18: yep
do you live at home: yup
music genre: mostly showtunes tbqh
movie genre: any
this or that: bold your answer…
are you: single or taken?
are you: short or tall?
are you: shy, loud, friendly, quiet or avoidable?
are you: atheist, wiccan, christian, satanic, catholic, jewish, muslim, mormon, agnostic, jehovah’s witness, or not sure what you believe?
does your future profession have anything to do with: medicine, law, children, animals, or entertainment?
do your fears include: commitment, heights, death, needles, the dark, or thunder?
do you: laugh or stutter when you’re nervous?
do you: chew on pens, bite your nails or shake your leg?
do you: want piercings or tattoos? ( i mean i already have a lil’ of both but more is typically ideal )
do you: want to get married eventually, never want to get married or not know if you want to get married?
do you: want children eventually, never want children or not know if you want children?
have you ever: kissed someone who’s name begins with an e, t, l, j, m, or d?
have you ever: smoked a cigarette, smoked a cigar, or done hard drugs?
would you rather: live in the country or the city?
personal:
ever dyed your hair: yep.
are you in love: yes, but it is unrequited.
does someone like you: lmao nah
last time you really cried: last night.
last person you texted: a friend
last call to your phone: my mom
last text message sent to a friend: 'OMFG’
have you kissed anyone in the last 31 days: lmao haven’t even kissed anyone yet
who can you go to with your problems: a friend.
ever cheated: no.
do you like your body: still working on it !!
favourite quote: i legit don’t have one really???
muggled. okay so today my mama called me ‘gwapa pero tambok,’ which basically translates to ‘pretty but fat’ & i’m just??? why the fuck would you say that, especially in front of your friends??? i mean, i know i’m not as thin as you want me to be but how dare you??? you’re supposed to encourage me about body positivity but now all you’ve done is make me feel like shit about my weight again.
anomaly. i feel amazing so i’m gonna do a little mini graphic giveaway to celebrate being almost at a big milestone !!
rules:
mbf me, allthedead, idc if u unfollow afterwards but that’s rude af.
one reblog is all you need, likes don’t count.
this needs at least 15-20 notes to be valid.
giveaway ends on friday around 6-7pm central standard time.
prizes.
one winner will receiver a promo graphic, a mobile header &. a graphic of their choice
a second winner will receiver a promo graphic &. mobile header.
a third will receive a promo graphic !!
examples album.
Fuckboy Starters.
"Well we were never officially together so..."
"Wanna come over and watch Netflix?"
"Haha and then what? ;)"
"I may be white, but I'm black from below the waist ;)"
"What's your bra size?"
"Nudes? ;)"
"So what would we be doing if we were alone rn? ;)"
"Lets play 20 questions."
"I-can't-function-without-my-mom-yet-I-disrespect-all-women"
"I'm not a fuckboy."
"I'll do it if you kiss me."
"If I send you flowers will you send me nudes?"
"What do you mean you won't give me a blowjob?? I paid for our date!"
"You owe me."
"Who cares if it's the first date?"
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone ;)"
"Hahaha, can I watch?"
1989 Starter Sentences (pt. 1)
"Baby, I know places we won't be found."
"All you had to do was stay."
"People like me are gone forever when you say goodbye."
"Everybody here wanted something else."
"Welcome to New York."
"You can want who you want."
"I could dance to this beat forever."
"Any true love drives you crazy."
"I could show you incredible things."
"You look like my next mistake."
"Love's a game, wanna play?"
"I can make the bad guys good for a weekend."
"I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream."
"Oh My God, look at that face."
"I can read you like a magazine."
"I know you heard about me."
"I'm dying to see how this one ends."
"It's gonna be forever."
"I love the players, and you love the game."
"We're young and we're reckless."
"They'll tell you I'm insane."
"The worst is yet to come."
"I can make all the tables turn."
"Who is she?"
"You'll come back each time you leave."
"It's gonna go down in flames."
"You can tell me when it's over, if the high was worth the pain."
"Boys only want love if it's torture."
"Don't say I didn't warn you."
“ i like japan, 'cept my brother got stabbed there. he’s better now. —- are buffalo nuggets SPICY? ”
............. don't talk to me about books
