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Get me a book. And an Aaron Warner please.

[bookoholic-rosie]

Juliette: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Kenji: J, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Juliette: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Aaron: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Juliette:

Juliette: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Kenji: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Juliette: How can you still say that?

Kenji: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Kenji: I told Warner his ears flush when he lies

Juliette: Why?

Kenji: Look.

Kenji: Hey Warner! Do you love us?

Aaron, covering his ears: No

[bookoholic-rosie]

Kenji: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Aaron: I'm a knife.

Juliette, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

[bookoholic-rosie]

Juliette: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Aaron: *turning to Kenji* How tall are you?

Kenji: taller than you

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Aaron: How's the sexiest person here?

Juliette: I don't know, how are they?

Aaron, flustered: I-

Kenji, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Juliette: Would you stab me in the leg for 10 million gold?

Kenji: Hell yeah, and then when your leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Juliette: Then I can stab you too, then we'll have 20 million.

Kenji: Good thinking J

[bookoholic-rosie]

Nazeera: Warner isn’t answering his phone

Juliette: I’ll call

Kenji: Naz and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Aaron: Hello?

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Kenji: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Aaron: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Kenji: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JULIETTE WITH ME

Aaron: NO YOU ARE NOT

Nazeera picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now

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Aaron: *Screams*

Nazeera: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Juliette: Should we do something?!

Kenji, observing: No, I want to see who wins this

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lyhfml

- Aaron ‘my husband’ Warner

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When he calls you ‘Love’…

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Aaron Warner is the best fictional boyfriend.

Prove me wrong.

[bookoholic-rosie]

I need a Kenji Kishimoto

[aireenwarner]

Kenji kishimoto as a soldier:

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hands down the best post I’ve ever seen

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Not Anderson just raising from the dead every 2 minutes… like can he not just go already??