"The best people all have some kind of scar."

Obsessed with books in general. I die for Colleen Hoover books.

[bob-belcher]

me when i marry rich

[officialunitedstates]

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

[beeloved]

Person: Halloween isn’t until the end of October there’s no need to get excited about it yet

Me on September 30th, ready to get spooky at 12am Oct 1st:

[dojacat]

[thebootydiaries]

Friend: why are you crying?

Me: I'm just so beautiful

[mattandjones]

me, immediately after having a mental breakdown

[christdior-deactivated20181010]

[thebootydiaries]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

[idgaf-vibes]

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

[yeoja]

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[thursday]

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs