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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
shark vs the universe
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noise dept.
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@bookswagg
"Get a job"
❌️ ableist
❌️ encourages capitalism
❌️ people can be losers and be employed
❌️ makes being jobless sound like a moral failing
"Get a hobby"
✔️ keeps disabled people who can't work in mind
✔️ does not encourage capitalism
✔️ if they already have hobbies you can tell them to get a new one
✔️ encourages a better use of autonomy and freetime
Petition to Activision to turn Call of Duty into a Dating sim to enrage the gaming bros trashing on women for finding Ghost hot.
Just. Imagine.
A game dedicated to developing romantic relationships with the hunks of your dreams! Instead of military propaganda make Ghost bake you pink macarons for a date.
For all of you frustrated people out there would be a HuniePop version of the game 👀 where you can fulfill your spicy desires and stare at beefy bodies of Ghost, Soap, Alejandro, Gaz, Price and Graves. Each to their own.
Activision, give me a call. I have an idea.
the harry potter books rated by Harry's Sass™
the sorcerer's stone: dudley asking harry if he wants to practice sticking his head down the toilet and harry replying "no thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick" like ooo!!! sick burn!!! good for an 11 year old but overall still in the developmental stage. 6/10
the chamber of secrets: dudley (once again lmao get rekt) telling harry "i know what day it is" and harry replying "well done, so you've finally learned the days of the week." lockhart trying to be all Amazing Teacher™ and shit and telling harry "just do what i did, harry!" and harry saying "what, drop my wand?" overall good but not with as much of an Oomph™ factor as the sorcerer's stone. 5/10
the prisoner of azkaban: ah yes!!! Harry's Sass™ in its adolescent years!!!! no longer a toddler, now solidly about 11 years old. draco making fun of harry for fainting at the quidditch game bc of the dementors and saying "shame [the broom] doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor." and harry replying "pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy. then it could catch the snitch for you." 8/10 purely because he fucking MURDERED whiny bitch ass baby malfoy ha ha take that
the goblet of fire: a good amount of sass!! a healthy amount of sass! perhaps a bit held back though (come on harry get it together). rita skeeter annoying harry and asking for a word and jk rowling LITERALLY writing "'yeah, you can have a word,' said harry savagely. 'good-bye'" like FUCK he is canon savage in this book!!!! DAMN!!!!! and then he reks malfoy AGAIN "you know that expression [your mother's got], like she's got dung under her nose? has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?" MOTHERFUCK GO OFF 9/10
the order of the phoenix: HOLY GRAIL OF HARRY'S SASS™. THE MOTHERLOAD. GOD DAMN. when vernon asks him why he's listening to the news again and harry replies w/ "well, it changes every day, you see." when hermione's warning him about picking fights w/ malfoy bc malfoy will make life hard for him and harry's like "wow, i wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life" like fuck harry!!! tell us how u really feel!!!! literally ANY TIME he talks to an adult he doesn't like. sassing dudley left & right, putting him in his place w/ "this is night, diddykins. that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this" like fuck harry brought out the big guns w/ "diddykins". overall wonderful, truly. a good healthy teenage dose of sass. 100/10
the half blood prince: SHIT DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT "THERE'S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR, PROFESSOR" LIKE FUCK. BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BOOK. OF THE WHOLE SERIES. FUCKING OWNED SNAPE HE'S FUCKIN REKT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING DRINKING SOME CHEAP ASS DISGUSTING ASS FIREWHISKEY. BREAKS THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCALE SO FAR OFF THE SCALE IT'S ON MARS. INFINITY/10. FUCK.
the deathly hallows: "it's time you learned some respect!" "it's time you earned it" sassing the minister of magic hooooooo boy. not much else bc harry's too busy like saving the world and shit. so extra points for multitasking and being an overall well rounded sass-er. 8/10
Bff’s from the beginning.
This post honestly keeps getting better
PLEASE STOP THAT FROWNIN YOU'RE TOO NEAT TO BE SAD
Process of Shoreline
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just got back from petting my dog, I’ve fully healed
hey guess what
reply to this post with: “what?”
what?
love u
ok but imagine watching bella and edward’s relationship from the outside like. ok this new girl moves to school and she starts dating that really weird guy from that really weird family for like. 6 months. and then he leaves her and shes like. really depressed for 6 months. then he comes back and like 6 months later youre invited to their wedding??????? i would be like bitch what the fuck
And then they go on their honeymoon only to have him come back and be like “oh yeah, she’s dead now, so sad”
That sounds like an episode of one of those “True Crime” shows where they know he murdered her but never had the evidence to prove it.
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“Wow, you own so many books! You must read all the time!”
Me, secretly knowing a high percentage of those books I haven’t actually read yet:
@bookswagg
*Enters a bookstore*
me to myself: be calm
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