Professional Bookworm

My talents include shipping ships that will literally never happen and crying over fictional characters

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Thor Odinson is just a blonde teddy bear with a hammer

Change my mind

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Favourite character: *kills someone*

Me: aww

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I'm having an existential crisis why am I not fictional

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I am now fully dedicating this account to bookworm things

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My Fictional Character Playlists (Long Post)

I should warn you i really like Twenty One Pilots and i’m going to repeat a few songs

PETER PARKER:

(lots of Alec Benjamin)

Alone Together - Fall Out Boy

Brave - Sara Bareilles

Death Of A Hero - Alec Benjamin

Fall Away - Twenty One Pilots

Holding On To You - Twenty One Pilots

If I Killed Someone For You - Alec Benjamin

I Won’t Forget You - Alec Benjamin

Leave A Light On - Tom Walker

Let Me Down Slowly - Alec Benjamin

Ode To Sleep - Twenty One Pilots

On Top Of The World - Imagine Dragons

Outrunning Karma - Alec Benjamin

Runnin’ - Adam Lambert

Up - Olly Murs feat. Demi Lovato

Zero - Imagine Dragons

1994 - Alec Benjamin

NEWT SCAMANDER:

Alone - Alan Walker

Car Radio - Twenty One Pilots

Forest - Twenty One Pilots

High Hopes - Panic! At The Disco

Holding On To You - Twenty One Pilots

My Blood - Twenty One Pilots

Sail - Awolnation

Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye

Tear In My Heart - Twenty One Pilots

Up - Olly Murs feat. Demi Lovato

Zero - Imagine Dragons

CREDENCE BAREBONE:

Demons - Imagine Dragons

Heathens - Twenty One Pilots

Monster - Imagine Dragons

Leave A Light On - Tom Walker

Fall Away - Twenty One Pilots

Friend, Please - Twenty One Pilots

Ode To Sleep - Twenty One Pilots

Trees - Twenty One Pilots

GELLERT GRINDELWALD:

Centuries - Fall Out Boy

Warriors - Twenty One Pilots

Sucker For Pain - Imagine Dragons, Lil Wayne and Wiz Khalifa

Chlorine - Twenty One Pilots

Emperor’s New Clothes - Panic! At The Disco

Heavydirtysoul - Twenty One Pilots

Believer - Imagine Dragons

Alone Together - Fall Out Boy

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Has Credence Barebone ever got a birthday cake in his life, this is a serious concern of mine

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I kinda hate those posts that are like “what if you got up and your favourite character was downstairs and they were just like “good morning”” like no, he was physically and mentally abused his whole life, he literally does not talk to anyone he doesn’t know, he is a socially awkward cinnamon roll, and we’d both just stare at each other with terrified looks on our faces before i laugh nervously and introduce myself

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When you don’t ship a character with anyone because they are yours and only yours

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The worst thing ever is when you love a fictional character so much that you can’t stop thinking about them, and your heart hurts because you resonate with them so much and want to be there for them and hold their hand. And when you have a dream with them in it, a romantic one or not, you just wake up really sad because you know they aren’t real and never will be

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Songs That Make Me Emotional

Monster by Imagine Dragons

Leave A Light On by Tom Walker

Up by Olly Murs and Demi Lovato

Friend, Please by Twenty One Pilots

Freeze You Out by Marina Kaye

I Won't Forget You by Alec Benjamin

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Do you ever keep seeing the same memes over and over and become worried you've seen every single meme there is to be memed on this planet

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Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate how lovely grandmas are

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You know it's a crush when you won't draw them because you don't want to ruin their face

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Just finished watching Season 3 of A Series Of Unfortunate Events. Made me cry, thanks I hate it

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Do songs just sometimes seem slower or faster than you remember them being and you're like "wow calm down"

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My parents were having a conversation and my dad said “oh by the way i bought this ghostbusters film if you want to watch?”

And my mum was like “is that the one with the women in it?”

And you have no idea how much mental pain it caused me not to scream “I’M AN ADULT VIRGIN”