:Gojo satoru x foreigner!reader
Warnings: fluff, crack, reader is not from Japan. spelling words weirdly in a way to understand broken pronunciation.
Summary: while on a long awaited date with Satoru , 3 adorable kids interrupt you for an interview to practice their English!!
"Well, yeah, and I was just telling hi-"
3 voices interrupted the white-haired boy in chorus.
Satoru turned slowly, mouth still hanging open from talking. He blinked once. Blinked twice.
“We aah learning englishuh”
The high-pitched voices came from 3 little kids, 2 boys and a girl. Chubby cheeks, round eyes, and innocence seeping through their faces—the whole deal. They wore a camp cap and held a yellow board with a few papers clipped onto it, which they seemed to be reading from.
Why did they come up to you specifically?
Well, it was simply because you looked foreign. different fashion, different tone, different way of speaking, different eyes (they were far too calm to be from Japan), and all that. It was honestly pretty obvious considering how carefree you looked.
“May I interview you?” The two boys called out in broken English.
You were ecstatic. Some of the cutest kids ever just came up to you and deemed you worthy to be interviewed by them. It’s not like you didn’t know Japanese, but at the sight of the children you didn’t mind acting oblivious.
Grinning big and on the verge of almost cooing at the sight of the random kids, you finally responded.
“We’re kind of busy actua-“
The couple snapped their heads towards each other. “Satoru. Don’t ruin this for me," you warned with the most serious tone you could muster up.
“You cannot be serious, baby, pl—"
"Yes, what do you have to ask, sweetheart?" You ignored the whining, opting to smile up at the boys.
“We will ask 3 questchon” They held up their hands to point 3 fingers and looked back down to read their script.
Y/n was nearly squealing in adoration at the 2 boys while the sunglassed man sat with a scowl on his face, unable to do anything.
It had been 3 months since the last time you and him had alone time together. It was always 'Let's invite Shoko,' this 'We can’t leave Yu behind’ that.
Satoru was exhausted. All he wanted was to spend the day with you. without the guilt of others or the constant missions or the stupid, ugly, annoying, narcissistic higher-ups.
And when he got the chance to finally be alone with you, ice cream in hand, laughing, talking. 3 RANDOM kids just had to interrupt it.
What do they think this is? Just because they assume you speak English, they put your date on pause?? And the worst part was he couldn’t do anything about it. You sat there with a smile full of love that was ONLY reserved for him, and he had to just sit there, pretending like it didn’t affect him.
Not to mention he’s only been interrupted over and over since the beginning of this stupid intera-
“What’s your name?” The boys looked up again.
"___," you answered back with your name.
The boys hummed and turned their gaze back down to their boards to write it down. Satoru peeked down to see the paper—to make sure they spelled it correctly.
“Hey—you spelled it wrong ther-” he spoke in the native tongue.
The boy interrupted him, holding his hand up to the man’s face.
Satoru's jaw was basically on the floor. You couldn’t help but giggle behind your hand at the differing personalities of the children.
"Where are you from?” They continued, unbothered by the death glare they were receiving.
You answered back your place of origin, still having the urge to pull at their chubby cheeks.
They hummed back, nodding slightly.
"Uh, maybe we should start heading ou-“
“What Japanese food do you like?" holding out a laminated piece of paper for you to point at.
To sum it up, the interview went on for another 6 minutes. You answered every question with a warm smile on your face and the patience of a saint while Satoru sat beside you with the same scowl on his face.
You had even called the boys CUTE at the end of their little show, making them blush and thank you politely later giving you extra cranes and origami dragons as a thank you.
Needless to say, Satoru was never going to take you to a public park again. Never. Eve-
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A/N : DONT CANCEL ME OKAY NO IM NOT RACIST (DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT) I SWEAR I JUST LOVE THOSE KIDS THEY ARE ADORABLE AND HOW THEY SPEAK IS SO CUTE. The spelling is intentional just to get yall to understand their tone. TikTok I took inspiration from is this.