Boom's clan

I just really like drgnz~ IGN is Boom, ID #25315

[boomsclan]

i suck at running a tumblr and doing plot things

whyyyhyyyhyyy

[villainfr-deactivated20141031]

The Time Has Come

I have been snowed in my apartment for no less than three days. And I think  I’ve gone insane.  It’s the only explanation for what I’m about to do. Yes my friends, enemies, lovers. Frienemovers.  My snarky lair reviews are open. NOW BEFORE YOU GO SCREECHING AND PUNCHING A BABY OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU PEOPLE DO, there are a few things you should know.  1 - My reviews are snarky. These are not kind reviews talking about how great your stupid triple white imp is. Nobody likes your triple white imp. I bet you don’t even like your triple white imp. You probably bought him back when those things were sexy and expensive, and now you look like a total douchenozzle. 2 - I do not go in order. If you put your name down, God knows when I’ll get to it. It’s not because I hate you (probably), it’s because sometimes I go to a lair and I’m all, the shit am I supposed to say about this. It’s got two fucking faes. What do they want from me. I need inspiration, you know. I need a muse. I need to get to a lair and think, my God, this is truly a terrible lair. Only then can I do my work.  3 - My reviews are free, but I do expect accept tips in the form of cash money money, drawings of my horrible dragons, or eternal worship.  4 - YOU MUST TELL ME if there are dragons that you don’t want me to talk about. YOU MUST TELL ME. Super gross hatchlings? Fair game. Unnamed non-familiared dragons? Fair game. You don’t even want to know how many times I’ve accidentally insulted a random stranger’s dragon. It gets weird. 5 - I don’t do special requests. It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s that I don’t know how to. Sometimes people are all, oh, I really like how you insulted so-and-so’s dragons, can you do that to mine? And I’m like, I don’t fucking know how I did that. I was in the moment, I was in the zone.  6 - DON’T SIGN UP if I’ve reviewed your lair before. Some people have been waiting all their lives for this moment, you selfish bastard, give them a chance.  Reblog with your name, ID #, and tumblr UN if you want me to tag you when it’s done. If you message me instead of reblogging, there is a 83.67% chance I will lose your request. ARE YOU WILLING TO TAKE THAT CHANCE?

[boomsclan]

Boom, #25315, boomsclan is the tumblr UN. If there's any hatchlings for sale, no review of those but otherwise they're all free game.

[villainfr-deactivated20141031]

F***, I meant username and number. Whatevs  You people will figure it out. RIGHT? Right. Winners picked using the awesome power of a random number generator

[boomsclan]

boom, #25315

[letmestayawhile]

I START MY DREAM JOB MONDAY.

My fucking dream job. I was beginning to think it wouldn’t happen and that everything would fall out from underneath me. Me not having a job was putting a strain on my relationship - understandably, mind you, and I knew there was only so long we could last. But I...

[boomsclan]

i was going to send an ask on my real person blog but i can't so instead !!!! i'm so excited for you omfg

[motherfucking-dragons]

HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING GIVEAWAY

I hit 200 followers, so as promised, here is my motherfucking 150th follower giveaway! Prizes are:

First place: one-fucking-thousand gems!

Second place: five-fucking-hundred gems!

Goober prize for last place: WHO THE FUCK KNOWS NOT ME WHY DON’T YOU ENTER AND FIND OUT?

To enter, just reblog this shit with your FR username and ID. I will only be counting reblogs. I will give you another ticket if you add a funny/cute gif or picture to your reblog with your FR info. That’s a limit of two frick fracking tickets, I will be checking you fucking dorks for multiple reblogs. You do not have to be following me to enter.

The giveaway ends 1/26/2014 at midnight FR time. That’s a bit more than five fucking days. So get the fuck to reblogging you little shits.

[boomsclan]

boom, #25315 shhh get better

[dargens]

Bloody Imperial Giveaway.

Today has been a pretty terrible night and I haven’t been feeling particularly well. So I want to make someone else’s day instead. That means I’m hosting a giveaway for this handsome fellow.

I’ve been pretty wishy-washy about keeping him so you know what? He deserves to go to someone that would like to keep him for sure, no doubts whatsoever.

He is White Iridescent / Blood Shimmer / Crimson Crackle.

Reblog with your username and ID.

Likes do not count.

Bonus ticket for giving me a cute or funny story.

Picking a winner sometime on Monday the 13th.

[boomsclan]

oh my god he is GORGEOUS, WOW

i'm boom, ID 25315

A nice little story for you - my cat is usually the grumpiest being in the universe. Glares and generally sits around being a bum and only sleeping on my feet so I can't smooch her ears. But when I'm in a terrible mood and periody and upset i tend to wake up with her flopped belly up on my torso, demanding all the affection she usually is kind of a sod about. She can SENSE IT, I SWEAR

[boomsclan]

It's time for me to actually sort my lair out and start working on my lair plot again! I have a few people I've been meaning to send stuff to (slee, neogeen and pirate) so hopefully between today and tomorrow I'll have done that, and will also have written up a few things on this tumblr. Wish me luck!

[boomsclan]

SELL ME COATLS

i'm looking for coatls who are hotass irishim and ideally have some form of tert gene though it's not necessary as long as the tert colour is nice, for the buying, show me what you're selling, along with a price and such!

reblawg me folks let me see your stuff

[boomsclan]

One of these was meant to get a gold tert but look at these little shits I am furious. Both male, will accept any reasonably crossroads offer sent my way for them. So close yet so farrrrr

[thisispirateclan]

Tis the season to hold a giveaway!

One lucky winner will win a Crackle gene! Three winners will win a random amount of treasure (to be decided by a random number generator) between 1 and 100,000T! A few other entries may be picked at random for a *~*~mystery prize~*~*

To enter:

Reblog this post with your Flight Rising username and ID

That’s it! You don’t have to be following me to enter

Entries close on the 26th December, the winners will be selected on the 26th or the following day

Good luck and Merry Christmas!

[boomsclan]

Boom, #25315

[boomsclan]

I MADE A THING! Male, ice/seafoam/seafoam irishimgem! I'm going to AH this little guy for 2.5k gems, but I would also accept the treasure equivalent. (This is the first post I've made in ages whoops)

[hellaittybitty-deactivated20140]

Can I type up lair reviews too?

/bandwagon

Pleaseeeee?

I don’t want to speak them like with lairside chats but I can definitely type up my opinions on your lairs.

Just reblog with your Username and ID. 

[boomsclan]

boom, #25315!

[coatl-fr-blog]

Looking to commission art

so i need to get art for my dumb friends for christmas but fr is down thank you fr

Please let me know if you’re available! It would be great if you could complete it by christmas, but it’s still alright if it’s not too late of course. 

Just dragon art, so don’t forget to include examples of something similar!

I’m looking for something full body and coloured/shaded.

I can pay in gems or treasure.

[boomsclan]

yes hello i can art

it costs 5k gems i look forwards to your payment

[coatl-fr-blog]

add specklefreck an u got urself a deal

[boomsclan]

i look forwards to payment

[coatl-fr-blog]

Looking to commission art

so i need to get art for my dumb friends for christmas but fr is down thank you fr

Please let me know if you’re available! It would be great if you could complete it by christmas, but it’s still alright if it’s not too late of course. 

Just dragon art, so don’t forget to include examples of something similar!

I’m looking for something full body and coloured/shaded.

I can pay in gems or treasure.

[boomsclan]

yes hello i can art

it costs 5k gems i look forwards to your payment

[crusdragons]

wow i actually have time to draw what the hell

catchin up w/ stuff yelling

[boomsclan]

carrock and arizona

sitting in a tree

carrock gets nervous and falls out

"how could this happen to me?"

[coatl-fr-blog]

DO I HAVe TO REPEAT THE SHIBE THING TO YOU LITTLE FUCKS I SWEAR I WILL DELETE FLIGHTRISING UNTIL YOU ALL BLOODY STOP DONT TELL UNDEL I SAID THIS BECAUSE SHE’LL SAY I CANT BUT THATS BECAUSE SHES LYING BECAUSE SHE DOESNT WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW I HAVE THIS MUCH POWER

[heraldicunicorn]

such anger

[coatl-fr-blog]

i knew this would happen and i knew it would be you thowra im gonna kill u

[boomsclan]

very rage

wow

[hellaittybitty-deactivated20140]

[boomsclan]

boom, 25315!