Just chillin

Name’s Julia! I’m 26 and a graphic and web designer! I love cats, aliens, bison, axolotls and frogs 💖 https://booshippl.carrd.co/

[redtallin]

A Paladin named Simira and her fae bear companion, Bluebeary

[chongoblog]

im normal

[fuck-customers]

I work at a bar, and that bar has a mascot. His name is Scruffy, and he’s an ugly, oily, raggedy little terrier mutt who is the sweetest dog I’ve ever met. He belongs to one of our regulars and when he’s here he walks around licking people’s legs and cuddling up to them and looking at them adoringly. Everyone loves Scruffy. Scruffy gets free snacks and water and has a bed behind the bar he never uses, because people fight over who gets to carry him around or hold him in their lap and he loves it.

A couple weeks ago a new guy started coming in, and just happened to never be here when Scruffy was here. Until Scruffy and his owner walked in and New Guy (NG) FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. He startled when Scruffy came running up to him, tail wagging and wiggling excitedly, and stood up so quick he knocked his chair over. He hopped up on his table and started screaming “Get that damn mutt outta here! Get it out!! I’ll shoot it!! GET IT OUT!!!!” (for the record, Scruffy is about the size of a large cat and weighs 12 pounds tops, he’s not huge and scary)

Scruffy’s owner took him outside to avoid more conflict and NG started shouting at my manager about letting dogs in their place of business. She pointed out we actually do have a sign on the door that says pets allowed. He screamed it was too dark to see that sign in the parking lot or he’d never have come in here. Also that it was illegal to let non-service animals in here, because we sell food. Manager just shrugged and said sorry, if it’s your business or Scruffy we choose Scruffy.

NG left saying he was gonna call the Health Department and report us, and THEN call Animal Control and tell them Scruffy bit him so they put him down. I just hope he knows if he actually tries that there are some people in here who will legit hunt his ass down, me included. No one messes with Scruffy.

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[tamymew]

gay lizards gay lizards

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got to school and all the teachers were wearing Garfield fursuits so I started crying.

[a-force-superior]

A “customized” 66mm rocket launcher that is handy for putting explosions inside buildings from far away where 40mm grenades might not get into themselves.  

[doomy]

friendly reminder that the military is full of psychopaths like this guy

[zahnegott]

someone post the zoomer ww3 meme

[badfox350-deactivated20190906]

I’m one of those psychos lmao

[doomy]

[sophiaslittleblog]

[pokeaniepisodes]

PokéAni Character of the Week: Hapu….Kahuna Hapu

We’ve had Hapu for more than month now in the anime, and we’ve seen the grumpy attitude she had in the beginning before spending time with Ash and his friends during their time on Poni Island. She was lonely most of her life, except the Pokémon that she was with. She desired to become the next Island Kahuna succeeding her grandfather, but was lacking something. Eventually when she started to being more open and friendly towards Ash’s group, she learned from each one of their “research projects” and became a stronger individual not just in battle. This lead her to finally being a Kahuna after traditionally following a ceremony, granted by Tapu Fini. Although she was defeated by Ash in her first battle under the Kahuna title, she happily took that defeat to the first person that helped her become the Poni Island Kahuna in the first place.

s m o l  s t r o n g  g u r l  💜

[clientsfromhell]

“All I know is that the devil insists on contracts too.”

—

[clientsfromhell]

I am designing a logo for a local colonics company. After several attempts to find out what she would like her logo to look like, I was beginning to think we would never arrive at a design she liked.

Me: Should I continue submitting sample logo designs?

Client: We have a psychic at the office, she said she would see if she could feel something. Give me a few days. I’ve heard she has come up with great logos for businesses.

[clientsfromhell]

I am designing a logo for a local colonics company. After several attempts to find out what she would like her logo to look like, I was beginning to think we would never arrive at a design she liked.

Me: Should I continue submitting sample logo designs?

Client: We have a psychic at the office, she said she would see if she could feel something. Give me a few days. I’ve heard she has come up with great logos for businesses.

[clientsfromhell]

If a client spends a certain amount, I offer a discount in order to encourage bulk ordering. Usually, it’s as (seemingly) simple as free shipping.

Client: I don’t understand why there was a shipping fee on this invoice. Last time I worked with you there was no shipping fee.

Me: If you remember, we agreed that if your order was over $50, I can offer you the shipping for free.

Client: Yes, I do. But this invoice is for $50 and it has a shipping fee on it.

Me: Because it was under $50 before the shipping fee.

Client: But you said anything over $50 would be free to ship.

Me: Yes. Anything more than $50 BEFORE the shipping fee is added.

Client: I don’t understand.

[clientsfromhell]

Client: These drawings you sent me are all screwed up. This is an abomination and you should be ashamed.

Me: What’s wrong with them, exactly?

Client: Everything.

After a lot of back and forth, I figure out the issue.

Me: I think I understand. The drawings you are having issue with were ordered and shipped last month.

Client: Correct.

Me: And the issue is that you are missing a bunch of drawings from the set?

Client: Yes.

Me: And the drawings you are missing were sent to me, by you, yesterday?

Client: Correct.

I can tell it’s not quite sinking in.

Me: So, you ordered and got drawings last month.

Client: Yes.

Me: Then, yesterday, you sent me new drawings.

Client: Yes.

Me: That you wanted in the set I sent you last month.

Client: Yes. What aren’t you understanding!?

Needless to say, I now make that client put all his orders in writing before he signs off.

[clientsfromhell]

“I’m not sure what to think of this designer. His portfolio seems okay, but I’m like 90% sure he’s gay and I honestly don’t have the patience to deal with that in the long-term.”

— A client who accidentally CC’d me in an email to his colleague after inquiring about a project. 

[clientsfromhell]

“I’m not sure what to think of this designer. His portfolio seems okay, but I’m like 90% sure he’s gay and I honestly don’t have the patience to deal with that in the long-term.”

— A client who accidentally CC’d me in an email to his colleague after inquiring about a project. 

[clientsfromhell]

I created content and hosted files for a client for over a year; at least, until she sent me a cease and desist letter. This voided my contract a month before the final invoice was due. I believe this was an attempt to avoid payment – there were otherwise no issues in our working arrangement.

A month after I complied with her wishes, she wrote me an email asking me why I stopped hosting files for her business.

Me:  After I received the cease and desist letter and turned over the files, I didn’t see a need to continue working for your company for free. My last email stated I would be deleting the contents of my server after a month (the end of our original contract) in order to avoid any further legal trouble. Didn’t you copy or save any of the files that I sent you throughout the year?

Client: No. Why would I? Just send me the files that you compiled for my company over the last year.

Me: I deleted them after I sent the last email.

Client: What!? Why?

Me: Because I fulfilled my contractual obligations and the language of your letter implied I would be held accountable if I still had access to any work I did for you.

Client: Well that was stupid.

Me: Agreed.

[clientsfromhell]

I was working with a client, whose son was in his mid-twenties and liked to be involved in the design of the website. He was into the ‘newest technology’ and buzzwords, so asking me to make things ‘pop’ was an everyday occurrence.

Client: I don’t like that colour. You should try something brighter. Like green!

Me: It is green.

Client: Oh. Well, we should do a different green!

I showed him a range of greens to replace the previous one.

Client: No, I don’t like it. Why don’t you try red? Or yellow?

Me: That would contradict the colour scheme for the entire website.

Client: Yeah, but I want to see how it looks!

I later found out that he was completely colour-blind.