[snoia]

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

[greelin]

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

they are called “shorts”

i look great

[otigre]

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

[teenwitch98-deactivated20150628]

insects bug me

[getthehelloutofmyroom]

[meladoodle]

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 

[0-000010-deactivated20190930]

[herbstfrische]

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

[mentalalchemy]

U guys mad?

[lesmisblog]

Just…

Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?

It is like pure gold <3

[jorybb]

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

[beasleypercussion-deactivated20]

I love learning 

[jack-baraatwat]

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

[peachkebab]

listen up you motherfucker

[bootyisnice]

Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours

Me: *watches entire season of tv show*

Me: *reads every book i own*

Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

[flawlessremixftnickiminaj-deact]

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

[tilltheend-12-deactivated201605]

"your crush is coming in this way" " what should i do?????" "act normally" "okay"

[sandandglass]

[bearhalo]

Sext:

[strongbowdarkfruit]

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word

Yall:

Him:

"wait i can explain"

"My grandparents are black"

"I have a black cousin"

"My car is black"

"Orange is the new black"