Story of My Life

Just the daily thoughts and images that go on in my life. It's a crazy rough ride but I wouldn't have it any other way, I promise that!

[konoko]

[theforce]

y didn’t chris evans win an academy award for pretending like he couldn’t do a push up in the first captain america movie 

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

candles are how we keep fires as pets

[annabellioncourt]

this is unnecessarily adorable

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

[paradoxspaceheater]

hallelujah, here i go again

[catchymemes]

[shakugan-archive]

[sobeitjayt]

lmao

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

Is that a baby!?

[what-the-ass]

a baby that ain’t got boundaries 

[hunksnhotography]

[fire-rains-deactivated20210614]

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[jayalaw]

@kingofthewilderwest

[lastoneout]

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The concubine after reading this:

[moon-rise]

This is my new breakup format

[dancinbutterfly]

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

[hisqueeninthenorth]

The history nerd in me loves this, the petty bitch in me loves this 🤣

[ladyandtheghost]

That’s some hot tea from ancient Mesopotamia

[memewhore]

[oscar-piastri]

#mood

[babyanimalgifs]

Marine life specialists noticed a spotted eagle ray mother was having trouble and helped her deliver two baby rays 

(Source)

[fionn-o-nassus]

They’re so cute! Such

[ritadzh]

[belishabatrevived]

[dstroym]

[slitherpunk]

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

[devipotato]

[xdead-god-dreamingx]

[thepeacockangel]

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[leviathan-supersystem]

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”

[myeclecticdream09]

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

[cubanpercy]

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

[lotrlocked]

[rinasaurusrex]

[jayce]

[magnusderp]

big mood

[belishabatrevived]

Fuckin SAME