collie

[border-colllie]

// okay hi! im xavier and im the owner of this collie parker blog🫡 umm idrk what to say so im js gonna pop in some boundaries

no:

1. extreme nsfw asks (silly jokes and ironic asks are okay)

2. generally hateful stuff unless you're in character for another tlw character or something

3. dming

yes:

1. other rp blogs... please rp with me on here its so fun....

2. constructive critisicm on how i portray my dear collie parker

3. uhhh okay yeah im really not strict at all

also, important to note: when i use // before a message, it's out of character. i'll most likely have what i say in a different colour to make it easier to tell

[border-colllie]

hi king can we have a status update? what mile are you on?? how many walkers have gotten ticketed?

and most importantly how are YOU doing? hopefully barkobitch isn't annoying you too much!

sending love :)

I haven't been keeping track on how many people got their tickets. Or the miles, because there's no point. There's no finish line.

But I think we're around mile 160. One of the boys looks really rough; I think he might be getting trench foot or something. I don't know his name, but he's the one who brought the porno mags.

And I'm fine. Barkovitch is annoying as shit but I'm ignoring him. I won't go out like Rank, I'll tell you that. I'm half-tempted to make him go out the same way, though it'd be better if he won and had to live with the guilt of murdering someone.

[oldschoolstylez]

[hnkolsn]

moments before we lost harkness inside and never saw him again

[border-colllie]

On the bright side, I found some pretty plates and cups.

[hnkolsn]

i thought you liked harkness man

[border-colllie]

Yeah, but god forbid if I'm trying to be positive 🫩

[border-colllie]

what do u think abt #43 his name's martin or something

I never really noticed him.

[border-colllie]

pokes u pokes u pokes u pokes u pokes u

Cut your nails man, you're gonna slice my skin

[oldschoolstylez]

[hnkolsn]

moments before we lost harkness inside and never saw him again

[border-colllie]

On the bright side, I found some pretty plates and cups.

[border-colllie]

Do you perhaps know this clown called pennywise?

I've heard of it.

[hnkolsn]

hallo hank how are you doing? how's the *ahem* extremely obvious crush on art going??

i'm good , i'm good . .

it's not obvious , you're all just assholes .

i haven't told him yet

[border-colllie]

It's SO obvious, Olson.

[hnkolsn]

SHUT UP COLLIE

i'll tell him soon . . .

[border-colllie]

How much longer is that? I'm getting a liiiittle tired of your pining

[hnkolsn]

if you care so much tell him for me . . . asshole

[border-colllie]

Sure thing.

[hnkolsn]

FUCK i'm scared now

[border-colllie]

Update: he doesn't believe me

[spacedreamer6]

Hank's in love with you btw. He told me to tell you because his pining pisses me off.

I ain’t sure how to take this, whether it’s a prank or not. Hank is one of my best friends, I don’t think he’d be interested in me though. Don’t he prefer his ten naked ladies?

[border-colllie]

Well, maybe he wants ten naked men to balance it out. Who knows what's going on in that guy's head.

[spacedreamer6]

That ain’t wrong. Think I gotta hear it from him to believe it, though

[border-colllie]

Feel free to ask him yourself. I did my piece.

[spacedreamer6]

Hank's in love with you btw. He told me to tell you because his pining pisses me off.

I ain’t sure how to take this, whether it’s a prank or not. Hank is one of my best friends, I don’t think he’d be interested in me though. Don’t he prefer his ten naked ladies?

[border-colllie]

Well, maybe he wants ten naked men to balance it out. Who knows what's going on in that guy's head.

[border-colllie]

I would absolutely wreck my home for you

Then do it, coward.

[border-colllie]

You're like really pretty, like gorgeous pretty, like model pretty

Thank you. Um

I don't know how to respond to this

[border-colllie]

does this mean you’re willing to give out your number?

Depends who's asking.

[curleywhite]

Is Collie single? If so can you get his number for me?

I'm pretty sure he's a single entity and not a twin, I was a twin but according to mama I absorb him like sponge or something.

But his number is forty eight I'm pretty sure, if that's helpful.

[border-colllie]

Why do these people ask other people about me? I'm right fuckin' here🫩

Also, good job on absorbing your twin before he could do it to you.

[hnkolsn]

hallo hank how are you doing? how's the *ahem* extremely obvious crush on art going??

i'm good , i'm good . .

it's not obvious , you're all just assholes .

i haven't told him yet

[border-colllie]

It's SO obvious, Olson.

[hnkolsn]

SHUT UP COLLIE

i'll tell him soon . . .

[border-colllie]

How much longer is that? I'm getting a liiiittle tired of your pining

[hnkolsn]

if you care so much tell him for me . . . asshole

[border-colllie]

Sure thing.

[23mcvries23]

who is collie into and please don’t fucking say that blonde fucker

Oh dear. Which blonde are you looking at.

[border-colllie]

??? I don't like ANY blonds, who do you think I am?

[hnkolsn]

hallo hank how are you doing? how's the *ahem* extremely obvious crush on art going??

i'm good , i'm good . .

it's not obvious , you're all just assholes .

i haven't told him yet

[border-colllie]

It's SO obvious, Olson.

[hnkolsn]

SHUT UP COLLIE

i'll tell him soon . . .

[border-colllie]

How much longer is that? I'm getting a liiiittle tired of your pining