Jesse's Anime Cockapalooza

Just your friendly neighborhood weeaboo here about to shove this cornucopia of bad anime jokes down your wazoo.

[akeemi-art-deactivated20201203]

Have some wintery todomomo date guys! Also I’m really super proud to be a guest contributor for the todomomorising zine! If you haven’t checked it out, YOU SHOULD! IT’S HERE! 

[noskell]

Me-WOW 🐱

[Based on @incorrect-bnha’s post.]

[nebulous-lalochezia]

So I’m in the midst of buying a house! I’m opening up commissions to help offer some other things when I officially move in. 

@vero-chan is also joining these commissions (See Sketch Tier B). 

Message either one of us if you are interested in commissions or have questions

[raptorific]

Sometimes you read tumblr and realize that the only reason some of the people on here aren’t Kathy Bates in “Misery” is because their favorite content creator hasn’t had a car crash outside their house

[raptorific]

Me: Some people are so entitled and self-obsessed that literally the only thing that’s stopping them from kidnapping and torturing the people whose creative work they enjoy of is the fact that the opportunity hasn’t fallen into their lap. This is a bad thing. Those are bad people. 

Now-blocked people in the notes/tags: Called out! This post is about me! Relatable! Random chance is the only thing stopping me from becoming the sexual sadist and serial killer described in this post! So quirky! Don’t crash your car on my street ;) [Kathy Bates gif] #FandomLife #RespectMyHeadcanons

[anemiaman]

Visit Original Link

[anemiaman]

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

[anemiaman]

i beg of you stop giving this notes

[ecco-station]

sakurai vs. goku

[livelife-havefun-partyhard-deac]

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

[pixelfighter]

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

[the-robotic-strawberry-deactiva]

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

[nonomella-deactivated20171016]

oh my god he’s so into it

[nandalorian]

metal

[fuzipenguin]

@babystevie79

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Stabbing Alignment Chart - miscellaneous JJBA favorite characters

I think I have a pretty good grasp on their personalities

[borderhopperj]

Okuyasu wouldn’t stab someone because he hasn’t figured out how to stab someone with a gate door yet.

[davidalleynes]

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

[davidalleynes]

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:

That kid from the first arc with the mask

That dude from the first arc with the huge sword

His brother

Kakashi, I think

Orochimaru

I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times

Naruto

That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc

A math problem

Killer Bee

His brother, again

Gaara

I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once

Jiraiya I think

Tsunade, definitely

Literally all of the Akatsuki

Himself

[irishfino]

18. op of this post

[davidalleynes]

19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass

[stryks]

[ambris]

Super Saiyan 5???

[transfemininomenon]

dark iron giant

you go i stay

[yourfursona]

[nuevime]

Deku’s Hero Costume

Someone: wow who designed that hideous outfit with the bunny ears?

Midoriya:

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[sapphireswimming]

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

[vinesauceclips]

“VINNY FUCKING DIES”

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[bananatwinky]

I don’t even know anymore man