His wife packed him a poncho in case it rained on their walking tour. Seeing the dark clouds, his wife preemptively handed him the poncho and told him to put it on even before the tour started. Being as clueless as ever, the husband thought he was given some kind of uniform and had changed into the poncho wearing absolutely nothing underneath. His wife didn't know anything about it since the poncho was mostly opaque when dry. She only found out about the misunderstanding when it started drizzling halfway through the tour.
Upon seeing her husband's bare ass through the now translucent poncho, she discreetly pulled him aside to ask him, 'Honey, what are you wearing?'
'I'm wearing that weird outfit you gave me. Why are you asking?'
'I mean, what are you wearing underneath it?' His wife sounded panicked, only now noticing that she could also see his cock.
'Why are you asking? Well, since you're already in a flirty mood, then I guess I can let you in on a little secret.' The husband leans over and whispers, trying to sound sexy, 'Don't tell anyone else, but I'm not wearing any underwear underneath this.'
'Yeah, obviously I know. And I'm sure the entire tour group also knows because what you're wearing is just a poncho! A poncho you're supposed to wear over your clothes! A poncho that's now completely translucent!'
'Translucent?' The husband slowly looked down and only realized then that he's practically naked. He yelped before covering himself with his hands. The rest of the tour group looked away, trying to act like they weren't ogling him just a while ago. 'Why didn't you tell me earlier? I didn't bring anything else!'
'I didn't know you were dumb enough to just get naked. Why of all days did you decide to go commando today?' His wife was in disbelief with what was happening. 'It's too late to go back for your clothes, so I think your only option is to finish the tour as you are...'
Not sure what else to do, the husband continued the tour, not at all acknowledging the fact that he was basically naked. The most embarrassing part was when he had to ask the entire tour to stop because he had to take a piss. All he had to do was discreetly stand by a bush and go, but since the poncho he was wearing was a complete body suit with no front zipper, he had to take the entire thing off, and stand butt naked just so he could pee. The entire group was watching him as he peed by the side of the road while actually completely nude.
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