— HAVEN SENTENCE STARTERS
“Okay, what am I going to do? Pull out another gun?”
“And… meteor showers are better naked.”
“Okay, you know what, I admit it. This weird stuff, it kind of does turn me on.”
“Want to be a local? Helps to look like one.”
“It all started when I was 5 years old. My unicorn got run over by a tractor. “
“I think it’s very sweet you still say ‘making out’.”
“You were just talking about werewolves a few seconds ago, but witches are out of bound?”
“So, what? You’re gonna chop her head off with a hatchet? “
“Do you have a favorite nut?”
“It’s in my supernatural shadow guide. It says, hold on. Yep we’re screwed.”
“Are you crying? ‘Cause crying will not be tolerated.”
“I’m off like a dirty shirt.”
“Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends.”
“I remember you really liked the Pet Shop Boys.”
“Ah, screw it. Normally I’d try to act all manly, but, yeah, I’m terrified. Why do you ask?”
“What are you thinkin’, did I use my magic wand or maybe my tricorder?”
“Too many cops in one room.”
“Why would I need a plan? I’ve got you.”
“Hey, no judgements. He’s a handsome guy.”
“Okay, so who’d you piss off this time?”
“I’m secretly afraid of bananas, I don’t like surfing naked, and deep down in my heart I know that bigfoot is real.”
“Hey, I know a person who does green cards.”
“You have always been so good to me.”
“I’d shake your hand, but I’m pretty much dying.”
“This doesn’t have to get ugly. I walk out of here, it’s over.”
“So what do you think? Clones? Ghosts? Zombies are trendy.”
“Maybe when you get here you can explain to me why I’m in a Santa costume.”
“What a waste of a good cooler.”
“It is not your fate to be executed for something you didn’t do.”
“I’m secretly afraid of bananas.”
“The guy threw a manhole cover at me, okay? I’m just sayin’.”
“You and I are nothing alike. I care about people.”
“You have to make a choice. Destroy us all, or save yourself.”
“This whole thing would work a lot better if I wasn’t the only one who could see it.”
“Merry Christmas. You know, I’m flexible this year — naughty and nice.”
“This is not helping! Will you please stop acting like a lovesick child?”
“I gotta tell you, if I were gonna have to live multiple lives, I would have picked someplace more exotic, you know? Warmer climate- Bali, Costa Rica, Hong Kong.”
“I was trying to protect you.”
“How is it that I call you guys, and I end up spending the night in jail?”
“He could be on the other side of that door and all I can think about is, I should have worn my other pants.”
“If you can’t win at the game, you change the game.”
“If you, or someone else, comes at me in a way that I don’t like, I’ll rip them apart.”
“No, look, I kept a low profile, okay? I know the rules.”
“What I wanna know is where are my client’s crayons? Where are my client’s video games? Where is my client’s call with Justin Bieber? You got rights, kid.”
“I’m not gonna let this be our last night. I’m not giving up.”
“If I was gonna ditch you, I would’ve done it before I had to flash that orderly my boobs.”
“If it makes you feel better, I—I never thought you had any authority.”
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